Amazon. Again. What does this mean? I live in a house. With a street address. And two cars in the driveway and a cat and a dog that's smaller than the cat, and 1 goldfish and a lawnmower and a backyard shed. I checked, and I don't have a "mailroom" onst my property. I checked it on the tracking GPS provided by Amazon since 12:30 PM today, on and off. When the white delivery van reached my house, I peeked out of the vertical blinds in my living room and saw the van. I waited until my phone said "delivered", then I ran outside for the kill. ...except there was no package. Not on my property nor in my mailbox, and certainly nothing was dropped down my chimney early by Santa Claus (whom, by the way, is real). Nothing, nada, zip. Does it mean it was never on the truck? Man, Amazon's getting really fruity with the deliveries lately in my parts.