You buy an amp which might has le covide...

[JohnH]

Then crank it up n cook those pesky covid bugs with distorted power-chords. (they don't like that!)

 

[tallcoolone]

I hope this thread goes on forever!

 

[Tatzmann]

My first obstacle will be the delivery guy.
I have to firmly tell him that i do not want
to grab his package because it might
be contaminated.

 

[Marshall Stack]

you mean like hip, cool & badazz?

or a cap is worn, blown tube or resistor gone?

They don't get germ sick...

Like bitchin dude. That kind of sick.

 

[anitoli]

Since covid is airborne don't directly fart on it and you won't stir up the pot..................

 

[Vinsanitizer]

Amp got the Crud.
Don't touch the amp.
Or else, the Crud.

This concludes Vin's contribution to the thread.
.

 

[GregM]

Li ck that bitch and get it out of the way , your fucked now .
Hope you have your funeral plot sorted !

 

[Eric'45]

Take an Antigen Test and stick it inside the Speaker Outputs...

 

[tubes]

1. Covid is airborne
2. Amps drive speakers and speakers move air
3. ?
4. Profit?

 

[saxon68]

Put bread bags over your feet and kick it into the garage, then burn the bread bags. Then go do a line of coke to get the stress back down to a normal level.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

You's guys -

 

[anitoli]

Or you promptly give it to your ex..............................

 

[Tatzmann]

I'd rather eat the damn thing with its covid
coating before giving any more of my stuff
to that beast

 

[KidBlast]

Still a little panikstruck and shitridden.

you can solve that by shutting off the TV. It will make a lot of this crap just go away.

 

[Trident]

I say a nice healthy FART if done right will cure it all…

Just make sure the fermentation process is followed and before ya know it WAH LAH!

How do I know this? Going to the “HILLBILLY” school of FARTOLOGY n getting a degree helps alot..

 

[Tatzmann]

I don't fart in front of amps or people
with heart diseases.

Everything else is fair game though

 

[Trident]

Some heart disease is a silent killer, than again so is a good strong “Silent” fart…

 

[Vinsanitizer]

I say a nice healthy FART if done right will cure it all…

Just make sure the fermentation process is followed and before ya know it WAH LAH!

How do I know this? Going to the “HILLBILLY” school of FARTOLOGY n getting a degree helps alot..

Ya know, Trident, I was just thinkin'.... we need peeps like you around here. I do believe you have your own style; your own commercial personaliteh.
.

 

[Tatzmann]

Alright MFer's, shits arriving tomorrow.

I have the breadbags ready to
kick the bastard into the garage.

Ate 2 kebabs and drank 4 brews to get
my fartgame up...covid here i come!!!

I'll fart all over that shit like a goddamn
hungarian mule!

If i still catch that crap i'll SUE all you MFer's!!!

 

[Clifdawg]

You'll be fine; just don't play any infectious melodies or post any viral videos with it!