There's nothing quite like an automatic door that won't open, to make you question your existence. Despite living in an age where we have instant access to unlimited information, humans still seem to be getting stupider by the year. Humans have concluded that it is easier to colonize Mars, than to deal with other humans on earth to make it better. “Shit” is an insult, a compliment, a noun, and an adjective. The world ending in 2021 seems way more believable than it ever did in 2012. 2004 doesn't seem that long ago, until you look at a car from 2004. Every school teaches Physical Education, but no school teaches Mental Health Education. We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available. "Happy 2021" will probably be the most enthusiastic New year's Eve celebration yet.. Pissed off my wife, who bought another 1/2 dozen throw pillows for the bed. This boot was made for walking. This other boot was made for finding dog poop, apparently. I spend way too much time thinking about what my final meal would be, if I were on death row. I don’t want anything to do with plastic surgery. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully. I never rent shoes at the alley, because I don't want a bowler virus. Nobody tells you that after high school it’s just chores until you die. You just realize it one day, while you’re folding someone else’s underwear. I've seen people running with swords, guns and even crossbows. I'm not sure how scissors got such a bad rap.