You’re neither the first, nor last person, to see your naked body.

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  1. mtm105

    mtm105 Well-Known Member

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    There's nothing quite like an automatic door that won't open, to make you question your existence.

    Despite living in an age where we have instant access to unlimited information, humans still seem to be getting stupider by the year.

    Humans have concluded that it is easier to colonize Mars, than to deal with other humans on earth to make it better.

    “Shit” is an insult, a compliment, a noun, and an adjective.

    The world ending in 2021 seems way more believable than it ever did in 2012.

    2004 doesn't seem that long ago, until you look at a car from 2004.

    Every school teaches Physical Education, but no school teaches Mental Health Education.

    We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

    "Happy 2021" will probably be the most enthusiastic New year's Eve celebration yet..

    Pissed off my wife, who bought another 1/2 dozen throw pillows for the bed.

    This boot was made for walking. This other boot was made for finding dog poop, apparently.

    I spend way too much time thinking about what my final meal would be, if I were on death row.

    I don’t want anything to do with plastic surgery. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully.

    I never rent shoes at the alley, because I don't want a bowler virus.

    Nobody tells you that after high school it’s just chores until you die.
    You just realize it one day, while you’re folding someone else’s underwear.

    I've seen people running with swords, guns and even crossbows. I'm not sure how scissors got such a bad rap.


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    Vows? Polish the silverware?

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    The door knobs could use some burnishing buffing....
    My hard wooden bed creaks and could use a few nails...
    The van could use an oil change and a lube...
    The bowling lanes need a good waxing...
    The hallway carpets could use a good beating...


    I heard that Everest happened when the asteroid that created the gulf of Mexico cut that circle at the bottom of conus and popped out the other side pushing up the earth to make Mt. Everest.:shock:

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    my apologies.

    I may have crossed the sacred line posting religious humor.
     
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    A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest, and poverty will come upon you like a robber, and want like an armed man.
    Proverbs 24:30-34
     
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    @mtm105 thanks for posting!

    Interestingly the Tsar device was scaled back from 100 megatons down to 50 as some of the Russian scientists were concerned they might set the upper atmosphere on fire.

    I doubt God minds - if he did I suspect there'd be a lot less smartasses in the world.

    Russ
     
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    One of your best yet mtm105!!! :applause::rofl::D
     
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    And a little bantination may come upon you in the dark of the night if you don't knock off the bullshit.
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    Copy and paste on Facebook. You'll be the life of the party!!
     
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