Who on here is a convicted felon ?

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  1. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    And if you would like Blackies Chief of Staff and maybe make a donation ..
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  2. Les Moore

    Les Moore Well-Known Member

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    That looks like one tough cat.
     
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    pfft, looks like a pussy to me.
     
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    I was not trying to offer conflict. Les also took your comment the way i saw it. If there was no ill intent, then i was wrong. It just seemed that way :hmm:
     
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    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. Yeah .. I was .. all too quick .. to be an asshole .. sorry .. happens ..
     
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    As long as their 18! I got a story about that too, but I'm not sure it should be typed on a forum. :D

    For real! My nickname about 7-8 years ago used to be Homewrecker. One time I got busted with this dude's ole lady, I was just leaving her house so we were sucking a little face on the front porch and her man came home. Dude had to park in the grass next to my Camaro since I was taking up the driveway, so I figured there'd be a fist fight. Dude walks up to me like, "What's up," and just went in the house. That right there is why she was cheating on him. If I came home from work and some dude was sucking face with my girl in front of my house his and probably her asses would both be kicked.
     
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  7. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. No um .. double standard there ..
     
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    Out of a five year conviction, I reckon you done-served, maybe one... Just a guess...:hmm:

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  9. Blackie

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    .. Nah .. I got a plea deal .. 6 months .. at 85% .. on a felony .. misdemeanor would be 50% .. good time ..

    Now all that time is was hung over me if a sneezed wrong .. suposedly ..

    But you see as I did my time after that canviction .. I calculated that I was still under the 3 years from my first felony .. where by .. that could have been imposed ..

    Did I ask any one about that ... or even mention it to anyone ... OH HELL NO ..

    I got on work release which at first is an orange jumpsuit chain gang like shit with armed deputies ..

    Then to the ship yard ..where we could wear are own cloths .. needle gunning paint of the Monterey ..

    Then to a cabinet company .. all the while back in lock up every night ..

    That cabinet company actually hired me after I got out .. they just said keep coming back .. here is all the money now ..

    Then I got my tools and stuff together .. told those fools .. fuck off .. I can make my own real money ..

    Then they still called me up to bid on jobs .. did a few ..

    Then .. one of the owners tried to talk me down on a bid .. to go into a scraggly ass adult living facility and do some painting and repair work ..

    I said .. man .. thats a rock bottom price .. in fact .. I won't do the job for that now .. good luck beating that price and don't bother to ever call me again.

    I enjoyed burning that bridge .. dam sure did.

    I seen some of that companies lead guys on another job one day .. as I got in my new truck .. ha ha ha ...

    Real money is working for Home owners .. not bullshit sub work.
     
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    .... Woooo Turkey .....
     
  11. captcoolaid

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    ^months on a 5yr term. Who was your lawyer. Both my 5yr terms I did 3.
     
  12. Blackie

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    Well well well .. what was your conviction for .. ? .. and record like .. ?

    Heck .. you prolly a heinus criminal .. where as I ..am a dumbass crackhead criminal that extorted $15 from my own Dad ..

    You tell us all bout your deal ....

    As for me .. I had the public defender .. but I ran the case .. told them .. I'll ask for a jury trial and I don't think yall have the evidence for a conviction to begin with and the main witness against me is my own Father .. don't know how long he might stay mad at me .. but you know .. family often .. flip flop ..

    So they threw out 6 months .. I had already done 2 .. no bail .. I tried for time served .. nah .. they did not go for that. ..

    So I took the deal..

    Hell one time on some other charge I was out on bail ,, my Dad had posted ..an he got pissed at how I was acting ,, and out an such ..

    Fucker had my bond revoked ..

    I woke up on the couch and a black guy with dreadlocks and a pair of hand cuffs was coming at me .. now .. this was not a pleasent site ..

    cause I figured it was some drug gang I somehow pissed off .. and I was going to be tortured to death ..

    but no .. it was bounty hunters .. I was dam sure relieved ..

    fuckers stuffed me into the back of a little hatchback car .. and then .. joked that I looked just like Billy Bob in sling Blade .. on the way to the jail.
     
  13. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. You know .. I do look like that character too .. and I can do him too ..

    .. Some people call it a sling blade .. mmm .. I call it a kaiser blade mmm hmmm

    french fried pertators .. mmm hmmm ..
     
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    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    Am I close ? ....
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    Coolaid man tell the story too .. come on ..
     
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    Lets put it this way I beet 3 different drug cases in 13 months that started with 25 to life and have now turned my life around and been clean for close to 7 years. Maybe later I will but for now I have a bad headache that Jack and Coke are not touching.
     
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    I have to be honest (only because it's something that happened a long time ago now). So long in fact it's still a conviction on my record but is known as "spent conviction" and I have been a very good boy and lived and lived a life without any stain on my character since.
    I live in North Wales in the UK so we don't call it a felony it's known as (a little wordy, but that's the English language and the British legal System for you) OFFENCES AGAINST PERSONS ACT SECTION 18. WOUNDING WITH INTENT.
     
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    Jeez I miss all the guys that posted here...
     
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    Man i just read through this its some funny $h!t
     
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    I totally remember this thread!!
     
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