Who on here is a convicted felon ?

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  1. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    In the city jail your gonna see the same rotation of folks .. in the prison, same thing just don't rotate as fast ..

    .. So I get on the block .. few days .. I get me a bunk .. get off the floor.

    ,, at some point a brother asks .. Say White Boy Wuz you All Up In Here FO ?

    Now in prison you don't ask that shit of anyone .. but this the jail ..

    .. I looked over and said ,,,well my man ,,I got me a charge for stealin barber shop hair ..

    BWAAAAAAA HA HA HAHA HA HAHA HAH A HAH AHA ...

    .. He was .. laffin .. seen that movie .. but then .. he goes

    No No ,, but for reals yo ..

    I looked toward him .. and put my head kind of down .. and brought my eyes up in a Kubrick stare and said ...

    Conspiracy To Commit Extortion ...

    ,, he said .. oh shit ,, you a gangser ,,,
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  2. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. and I said dam straight .. and your gonna be giving your breakfast juice drink every mornin from now on .. less some bad shit might just befall your ass ...

    Sometimes .. bad shit can happen .. I would hate to see you all in a coma..
     
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  3. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    HAAAAA BB B BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAH HHAH AHH

    OK that part after he said that.... did not happen .. but the guy did say that ..

    and I told him the real story ...

    Don't know if yall wanna here it or not .. maybe I should just go ..
     
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  4. IbanezMark

    IbanezMark Senior Member

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    Keep going man!
     
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    poeman33 Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't you get alot more "yes, I'm a convicted felon" replies in a drummer forum? hehe
     
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    I shot a man in Reno......




    ..........just to watch him DIE
     
  7. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Well-Known Member

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    I've been lucky! I wrecked my Challenger into a telephone pole. I left the scene. They got me for leaving the scene. They couldn't prove I was behind the wheel. since I quit drinking I'm a GOOD boy. The Devils' nectar led me astray!:lol:
     
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    Would you guys believe me if I told you I've never been arrested?
     
  9. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    No .. Ok yeah some guys .. are just slick like that ..

    You know what is gonna get you right .. ?

    One dem womens .. you gonna end up with one .. got to be strangled ..

    Oh ... but this time .. you will slip up .. leave a witness.
     
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    That's probably eerily true. I've seriously never been arrested though, somehow.
     
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    Yep...... I used to be a bad man. But clean for 6 years now and stay the fuck at home.
     
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    fucking good looking women is not a crime
     
  13. Blackie

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    Well that depends on what State you are in and their marital status.
    That ain't no shit ..

    Many a Man got off .. killin some guy he caught fuckin his wife.

    No True Bill ... Grand Jury .. No Idictment.
     
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    .. Does anyone want to here the other story ... I got for the Extortion conviction ?

    ... thermal shut down .... DAMMIT ..
     
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    and now ... um .. .. I guess I will continue ..

    here a better opening version ... I like the spoken part ..

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    On hold, please proceed when ready.
     
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    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH A HAH AHA HA ...

    Thanks ... Man ...I like that a lot.
     
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    Tim Fezziwig Well-Known Member

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    Damn Slacky/Blackie you are a WRECKING machine. Great bang for the BUCK! Oh wait this is free. This forum is EVIL! you can say ANYTHING! I love it!
     

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