- Aug 11, 2019
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That reminds me when I called into work sick one time, for real. I was very sick and completely out of it. A lady answered the phone and I told her I wasn't able to make it in today because I was really sick. She asked who I was and I told her my name. She said, you don't even work here anymore. I said, what do you mean I worked there yesterday, am I fired or something? She said, you haven't worked here for like 5 years now. I repeated, but I was just there yesterday. She said, honey, I'm telling you you haven't worked here for about 5 years.
I had to pause and I'm saying what the hell is going on I know I was just there yesterday. I'm going on, where am I what year is it what the hell is going on. I asked her name and once I realized who I was talking to (a lady I use to work with) and I called the wrong place she started laughing hard. I heard her yell out, hey everyone (my name here) is calling in sick and wont be able to make it in today! I could here her and several other people laughing in the background.
I thought I was in the damn twilight zone for a second and was loosing my damn mind. It took me a few to remember where I really worked to call the right place. Talk about a complete mind f*ck first thing in the morning.