We went shopping about thirty minutes ago. While we were in the store, my wife loads two three pound bags of frozen wild blueberries. We finish shopping and go to check out. I don't know how it happened but when we got home, one of those bags of blueberries was missing. They're about $12 per bag. So my wife calls the store and asks if they found them and they did. "Come by the self-checkout and they'll be there." I drove my wife to the store (she can't drive) and she went in to get them. She asks the lady about the blueberries and the lady gets them out of the ice cooler but before she hands them over, she says "Can I have your name?". My wife says "Why do you need my name?" Grocery store lady: "I want to make sure you're the right person." Wife: "But I didn't give my name when I called." The lady looks my wife up and down and reluctantly hands over the blueberries. On the way home, I get a really good idea. I couldn't get my wife to do it so I had to do it. I called the store and said to the woman who answered "Hey, we're on our way to come get those blueberries. My wife is coming in to get them. Her name is Melinda." Grocery store lady: "But we already gave those to a woman who came in here asking about them." I just go "Aww man..." and hang up.