What To Do With A Hot Woman On A Rainy Day

Anybody awake even?

 

Keep her out of the rain. That would cool her off.

Showering however would be ok.

 

Showering is def ok, lol

 

Tea and episodes of east-bound and down.

 

I've no idea what east-bound and down is, but if tea gets you sex then who am I to judge.

 

try reading Nietzsche together.

 

Sadly that being married and"hot" means...she's really mad at you! So I am thinking of ways to escape or sending her to Pier 1!

 

Excellent point.

 

$500...everytime I spend $500 or more on her it leads to sex...think there's a connection?

 

sex, rinse, repeat.

 

I take my hot wife clothes shopping and see her lookin good in some new outfits and then take her home and do it

 

You're just saying that because I'm a Kiwi.

Now I'm going to quote a Kiwi poem: "quardle ardle wardle doodle, the magpie said".

I'm not intending to kick my arse: I have arthritis.

 

Where do you live mazz?
Do people still say 'fay', in that way, in your area?

If so, what a great place it must be.

(I know where Pennsyltucky is in theory, geographically. But I don't what it's like there.)

 

No, just me. It seemed to be the perfect word for it, lol.

I'm near Allentown, PA (as in the Billy Joel song). It's sort of an odd mix of city to the Amish and bedroom community/suburb of the New York Metro area.

 

Darn it mazz!
You made me listen to Billy Joel for a few mins.

I didn't like that very much.

On the other hand, I looked up Allentown on the nets - so now I am slightly better educated than I was before.