What To Do With A Hot Woman On A Rainy Day

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  1. iron broadsword

    iron broadsword Well-Known Member

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    Other than all the sex, what's your go-to?
     
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    Can these women sing, or play an instrument?

    If so, we could jam.

    I don't know what you guys in foreign countries do but that's what comes to my mind.

    Also, you could talk to the womens about poetry.

    I believe that many womens say they like poetry.
    But be careful. Entering into this area has not worked out well for me.
    They SAY they like it but then, when you ask for more detail, their understandings seem to be under-theorised - as if they never actually put many hours of exhausting study into it.

    I also believe that some womens like to walk on a beach.
    Whatever.
    That won't work for me at all. I'd rather cut my wrists.
     
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    The Ozzk Well-Known Member

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    Women are wired differently. Take her to a pottery class and finish the evening at a small Italian restaurant for rustic pizza. Do your homework and ask for some vibrant, fruity wine.

    It'll lead you to some more sex and stuff. :yesway:
     
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    What's the matter with you Ozzzzzzkkk?

    Can't you read?

    OP clearly stated "Other than all the sex..."

    On other matters to which you alluded....

    My wife has already attended local pottery classes. She is a sculptor at heart.

    Personally, I would admit to being utterly stupid about sculpture. But never mind about that, she married me anyway.

    There is a Italian restaur-thing not 20 metres from my house.

    But I'll never go there.

    Actually, some of my wives and childrens are planning to have a meal there this very week. But you can be assured that I myself will NEVER go there.

    Actually, my own sister was married to an Italian who ran restuar-things .....

    Well, I suppose you can see the problem here.... I can't even bring myself to spell out the word.

    Meanwhile, by a slightly different way of looking at things, I LOVE Italian food.

    What do you suppose is happening here? Is my main problem with women, or food, or poetry?

    I would also like to introduce religious questions here. But I won't do that because I don't want broadsword's magnificent thread starter to be shut down.
     
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    They have these paint and dine parties now. Nice idea that women seem to really enjoy. Everyone paints the same picture, preselected before you sign up. I like the idea. My wife was showing a place like that to me but the paintings were so Fay I just couldn't say yes.
     
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    Peeing on each other in the bathtub is a soothing experience.
     
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    and it prevents athletes foot.....
     
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    Especially if you were both stung by jellyfish..
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Gunner64 Emotional Support Animal Gold Supporting Member

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    What to do with a hot woman on a rainy day but not sex...hmmmm...I got nothing.
     
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    Gunner64 Emotional Support Animal Gold Supporting Member

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    If i started reciting poetry my wife woud slap me in the kiwis..and I think I'd have to kick my own ass somehow..
     
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    I'd let her cook me a meal.
     
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    iron broadsword Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe nobody said take her to the movies yet.
     
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    It all depends on the woman and what she likes. My girlfriend would prefer to paint a cool piece of furniture or some other art project and I can get into that too so... that's what we've done before. Or hit up an art supply store or an indoor flea market or something, back home for cooking something we'd splurge on like shrimp & lobster or something that doesn't require a grill, then probably some music and drinks and...oh yeah, no sex...and watch tv, yeah that's it, we'll watch tv...NOT!
     
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    Break out the "photo albums" Chicks really dig reliving memories or learning more about your past through pictures :cool:
     
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    "What To Do With A Hot Woman On A Rainy Day?" ... that ain't never happenin' to an old dude like me.
     
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    It was raining most of the day today. My fiancee worked on a new dance routine; as she is a line dance instructor. To complete my rack project, I purchased a TC Electronic 1210 Spatial Expander + Chorus/Flanger. Just a typical day...
     
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    Nothing says i love you like modulation effects...
     
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    iron broadsword Well-Known Member

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    K, all I hear was that your fiancee was a dancer. Sounds like you got laid tonight, as far as I'm concerned.
     
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    So true about modulation effects.. Sounds like electric sex
     

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