Things you will never stop hating :mad:

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  1. Vinsanitizer

    Vinsanitizer . Double Platinum Supporting Member VIP Member

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    So I'm sitting' there, right? I'm sitting there doing my business and wondering about what some of the guys on the forum might be posting and maybe a few comments I'd like to make and stuff, and thinking about things like money and stuff I wanna buy, right? And all of a sudden I look over to my left and I realize there's no fricking toilet paper left on the roll.

    DAMMIT! :mad:
     
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    Reminds me of a song from my youth.. (If you know the theme song from Branded, it makes sense.)

    Stranded, stuck on the toilet bowl.
    What can you do when you're stranded...
    and can't reach the roll.
     
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    cornhusker86 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly !!!
     
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    I've learned from experience to check that first before taking a seat.
     
  7. Vinsanitizer

    Vinsanitizer . Double Platinum Supporting Member VIP Member

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    Right. Unless you're unloading a Big Mac and fries, in which case that's your least concern.
     
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    yeah man im doing good to make it to the bowl in time. This isnt like a game of pool where you plan your next shot. Im still not confident in making my first shot! :D
     
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    Had to make an emergency stop today.

    Seriously cut into my lunchtime.

    I feel your pain.
     
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    Yeah, for me it's Pizza Hut. :naughty:
     
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    Or taco hell :ugh:
     
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    That's why God gave you two hands...so you can choose:D
     
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    BowerR64 Well-Known Member

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    Remember this one?

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzCXTxAfgEo[/ame]
     
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    and people could flush the thing on ocassion.:mad:
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Wooo! Another poop thread! :lol: It's good to know that you're thinking of us when you take a sh*t, Vin :hmm: So how did that turn out for ya anyway? did you use your sock, or what?
     
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    I always have a tub of wet wipes on the back of the toilet. When something like this happens, I just use a wet wipe to swipe away any potential poo that may lose a war with gravity while I clinch my cheeks and do the waddle of shame to the TP closet.
     
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    Toilet paper? What's that? I don't get it. I have a little shelf with 3 seashells.
     
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    Vin doesn't know about the 3 seashells.
     
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    I took such a big crap this morning that after I disengaged the turd brushed my buttocks and folded in half.
     

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