Things you should not say here.

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  1. C-Grin

    C-Grin Well-Known Member

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    Would it be grounds for an immediate lifetime ban for saying ....
    "I do not really like bacon"
    "I have never watched The Big Lebowski"
    "I have never played a 100 watt JCM 800"
    "Chuck Norris wasn't that tuff"
    " Bo Derek was not a 10"
    Just asking for no particular reason. :shrug:
     
  2. Geeze

    Geeze Well-Known Member

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    'It's too loud...'
    'Don't you boys know any nice songs?'
    'Accordions are better than guitars'
    'Only lead singers matter...'

    Russ
     
  3. Trelwheen

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    Well, you just said all of it.

    Nice knowing ya!
     
  4. Vinsanitizer

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    Never tell this joke here:

    Q: How many bass players does it take to revolve the world around a light bulb. And screw it in.

    A: Guitar players.

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    Adieu Well-Known Member

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    Big what? Bo who?
     
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    Matthews Guitars Well-Known Member

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    "Tube amps are so yesterday. Why aren't you using a modelling amp, you neandertal boomer?"

    "My Line6 is way better than any Marshall."

    "I think the G12M70 is Celestion's best speaker ever."

    "Why spend 5 grand on a Gibson Les Paul when a 350 dollar Chibson is good enough for me?"

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    Instant life time ban
    " Rock isn't dead, it's just evolved"
    Followed by immediate screams of " That's not Rock" or "They are just a poor man's imitation of xxx"
     
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    "I'm In a Justin Bieber tribute band and need to know how to nail his tone."
     
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    "I play Guitar Hero, that's the the same thing, just better."
    "My Marshall MS-II is all anyone would ever need."
    "I'm a vegan."
     
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    she wasnt even close.
     
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    ricksdisconnected Well-Known Member

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    learn a bit of theory so you know what your actually doing.
    do you practice?
     
  12. GregM

    GregM Well-Known Member

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    Is that like the inch worm song?
     
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    C-Grin Well-Known Member

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    I was asking for a friend
     
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    "You have nice eyes in your avatar."
    "I was playing with my buddy last night."
     
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    At the risk of a kick/ban/delete, how is that statement not correct? Nice Epiphone guitar - few hundred. Halfways decent Gibson - thousands.... that's a difference for starters. :shrug:
     
  16. C-Grin

    C-Grin Well-Known Member

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    Lots of good ones so far, but this took it to another level.
    Baby baby..
     
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    "Why do you need so many guitars?"
     
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    I've never seen The Big Lebowski. Not a fan of Bridges or Goodman.
    I'll take my punishment as required.


    now...


    Where can I get some hot pink tolex for my '68 plexi?
     
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    You're not missing much. It's worth seeing once but that's about it IMHO. :shrug:
     
  20. C-Grin

    C-Grin Well-Known Member

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    you mean a pink Plexi?
     

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