There Was No Internet When I Was A Kid. If You Wanted To Talk To A Pervert, You Had To Go Find One.

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  1. mtm105

    mtm105 Well-Known Member

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    Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie.

    I washed my tank top with the Fitbit attached and got first place in all my challenges.

    Always remember...
    If you're having a conversation with someone who doesn't speak English, just talk louder.
    You’re welcome.

    What we really need to fear are Unidentified LANDING objects.

    I didn't vaccinate my five kids and both of them turned out fine.

    News flash for Jack and Jill:
    You don't go uphill to find water.

    What did socialists use before candles?
    Electricity.

    I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely included in things either.

    Most of being an adult is just trying to figure out where that bruise came from.

    My parents were tough and raised us right.
    If we needed to pay bribes to go to an Ivy League college, they would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.

    "They grow up so fast."
    - Me, looking at my problems.

    Having a daughter in middle school makes you realize every song ever written is highly inappropriate.

    Men, do you think you're hip and cool?
    Do you think you're stylish?
    If so, having a teenage son may help clear these delusions from your head.

    Horrifying if literal:
    armchairs

    [drive thru window]
    [apologize to homeowners]

    I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely included in things either.

    Most of being an adult is just trying to figure out where that bruise came from.

    My parents were tough and raised us right.
    If we needed to pay bribes to go to an Ivy League college, they would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.

    "They grow up so fast."
    - Me, looking at my problems.

    Having a daughter in middle school makes you realize every song ever written is highly inappropriate.

    Men, do you think you're hip and cool?
    Do you think you're stylish?
    If so, having a teenage son may help clear these delusions from your head.

    Horrifying if literal:
    armchairs

    [drive thru window]
    [apologize to homeowners]

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    If you can read the this thread, thank a teacher your spellchecker.

    My psychopathogist sent me for an MRI to find out of I have claustrophobia.

    Always remember stuff.
     
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    Another great batch of much appreciated humor! :cheers:
     
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    Great job MTM:lol:

    You always bring out the best!

    Cheers:cheers:
     
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    As fresh as a warm blowing breeze ! In the cold of winter. I always like a bit of humor in my day! Cheers Mitch
     
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    claustrophobia = the fear of Santa Claus..

    Most fear clowns..LOL
     
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    Mitchell Pearrow Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    Attta boy Stringtree! Cheers
     
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    The fit bit one was funny.

    People and their shiit.
     
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