speaking of getting old...

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  1. blues_n_cues

    blues_n_cues Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    it says something when you start getting spam mails from Walk-In Tubs and you actually think about buying one??? :hmm:
     
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    Far Rider Hendrixian VIP Member

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    Your secrets out Blues. :lol: Next comes Viagra. :naughty:
     
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    poeman33 Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean "next" :naughty:
     
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    BobPeabody67 Well-Known Member

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    I'm 18 and I want one...:io:







    Of course I feel like an old fart now... I'd hate to know what it's like to be an old fart at 20.:ugh:


    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  5. Grenade

    Grenade Well-Known Member

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    Well, if you take the Viagra before you shower at least if you slip and fall you won't hit the floor.:lol:
     
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    anitoli Well-Known Member Gold Supporting Member

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    .......but you just might punch a hole in your fiber glass tub.......:D
     
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    John BNY Well-Known Member Silver Supporting Member

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    I was both physically and psychologically feeling great when I turned 50 last year. Then I received AARP cards in the mail. It took me off guard, and I started wondering maybe I really am getting old.
     
  8. Far Rider

    Far Rider Hendrixian VIP Member

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    I caught myself reading the obituaries the other day.

    It's all over now. :facepalm:
     
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    anitoli Well-Known Member Gold Supporting Member

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    Speaking of obit's i cant stand it when people put pictures of still born babies in there. I mean c'mon man the kids already dead! Nobody put a picture of their dead dad or mom in there, it's always from when they were alive, like you would like to remember them.

    That shit just wierds me out. And they always pose them with a teddy bead. CREAPY!!!
     
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    Far Rider Hendrixian VIP Member

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    I've never seen that and I hope I never do.
     
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    It's all good unless you read your own name.
     
  12. Dogs of Doom

    Dogs of Doom Moderator Staff Member

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    speaking of...

    Here's an image I took of my great-great grandma. We have her laying in the spare bedroom.

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    :wave:
     
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  13. blues_n_cues

    blues_n_cues Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    you do know that a few hours after you die you get one last hard one,one last fart,& one last belch.:yesway:

    as for now,the lil' blue pill still isn't necessary.:naughty:
     
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    When the time comes, one with Jacuzzi is bound to make you feel less 'uncomfortable' about getting it, not to mention about farting all the time. :D
     
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    What? Whaaat?
    ... no really - what did he say?
    :cheers:
     
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    I'm so old AARP thinks I've died of old age!
     
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    Peace
     
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    blues_n_cues Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    I wonder about those people,I've been getting stuff from them since I was about 25....:scratch:
     
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    Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!:lol:
     
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    Vinsanitizer Forum Support Spec. Double Platinum Supporting Member VIP Member

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    I take naps and complain about my neighbors and stuff now. I'm like all geriatric since I hit 50. But I don't need anything... except the ash tray and the paddle game and the remote control...

    [ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=4VbI5zcB8Ac[/ame]
     

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