New Improved Thread Title - "The Fart Thread"

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Trelwheen, Apr 28, 2021.

  1. Trelwheen

    Trelwheen Certified B.S. Launcher Double Platinum Supporting Member

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    I can hear the mushrooms growing on my neck.

    :ohno:
     
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    Trelwheen Certified B.S. Launcher Double Platinum Supporting Member

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    Hey....you left your shoes outside

    :cheers:
     
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    No kidding man, I can hear the ants farting!
     
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    Ok, I had to look that one up ... yup, turns out that ants do in fact fart :hmm:
     
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    Quiet is good...
     
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    SHHHHH!!!!

    I'M READING!....
     
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    People are trying to figure out what the hell is going on and recovering from their vaccines.

    Well, it is the truth. :(
     
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    It wasn't quiet over here today. I decided it was time to experience TWO fully cranked Superlead full stacks in stereo. And I did.
    I could use many words to describe it, but "quiet" would never be one of them.
     
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    crossroadsnyc Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    I can't disagree. I love the quiet. At the same time, there might come a time where things are really quiet, and you miss the sounds.
     
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    been on both side of that fence myself.
     
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    ricksdisconnected Well-Known Member

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    no that would be aunts.
     
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    Im curious as to where one would look up such a fact ?? :lol:
     
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    History has taught this lesson. The Spanish Flu of 1918 was NOT A FLU it was a disease generated by an experimental military vaccine for meningitis. Those that didn't take the vax survived. Out of Fort Riley 6 million G.I.'s were vaxxed and added to the millions that died, sent over to Spain and blamed them for the flu.

    Can we say doomed to repeat?

    Headsup, the technology for vaccines to spread themselves from those vaccinated through shedding is here.

    [​IMG]
     
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    It's obviously wabbit season.
     
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  17. Matthews Guitars

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    Since this thread has gone in a certain direction....


     
  18. MarshallDog

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    OMG, how the hell did you find that one?? And women claim they do not fart...:ugh:
     
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    i got a story lol your choice to hear it. :coffee:
     
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    They always seem to give me the excuse/reply that women Don't FART! They just poof!

    I always tell em BS..
    Grew up with 5 sisters n Mom, and have caught them all pickin their asses n blowing plenty of NASTY AIR:woot:
     

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