Metal Condoms?!!

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  1. Moose Lewis

    Moose Lewis Well-Known Member

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    :lol::lol: LOL

    ...but i don't know about that staple! It's a trap!

    Should have used those "sticky" gel dots, instead!
     
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    I suppose next we'll be seeing strap-ons by Hole. :D
     
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    I saw those this morning looking at guitar squid (< I think) and LMAO!
     
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    Nah, I think Courtney would just use her real penis!! :lol::lol:

    Cheers!
    :dude::dude::dude:
     
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    Man... forget a condom - I'd have to have a full wet suit to even think about that bimbo. :fingersx: Nahhhhh...
     
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    A wet suit, 4 bags for her head, and wall to wall hardcore porn... and even then, the stench would STILL turn me off!!! :eek2: :lol:

    Cheers!
    :dude::dude::dude:
     
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    The handful of times I've used a condom I liked these cause they were black, and that's pretty metal! They also say tuxedo, so that means they're classy as well.

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    Tuxedo... for those formal occasions out on the town and down on your escort. :p
     
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    I fuckin hate domes... it's like listening to music with pillows over your ears. They're a necessary evil at times, but still EVIL!!!! :( The ones I prefer are Kimono - they're super thin, but strong.

    Cheers!
    :dude::dude::dude:
     
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    Gives new meaning to the name "Slayer". :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    why not? KISS have condoms, coffins etc....makes sense.

    hell my old band had beer bongs.
     
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    Well done, Frankie, well done :D haha
     
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    Eh. I tried a tuxedo once, didn't dig it. Usually I grab lifestyles extra thins.

    Or whatever is on hand, I think all I have is some random trojan right now.

    Trojan is a fucking terrible name for a condom brand if you think about it.

    The Trojan City failed and got invaded like 5 times, would you like a condom that always fails?
     
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    I thought you were going to post something like this;

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    Holy crap ~ a chain mail condom... now that's medieval! :lol:
     
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    Excluding Kiss because Gene's a cash whore, most bands don't have much say over what merchandise will bear their names. Merchandising companies come out with products and then sign licence agreements with the bands. So if not already done, pretty much all metal bands out there will have their name brand condoms sooner or later. Now, will you be allowed to wear Nashville Pussies branded condoms only in Nashville? or will you only be able to fuck pussy that originated from Nashville? Food for thought:rofl:
     
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    +1 :lol:
     
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    What's a condom?
     
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    I think it's one of them fancy apartments that douchebag lawyers live in.:naughty:
     
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