Line too long at Walmart? Just cough and sneeze a few times.

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  1. mtm105

    mtm105 Well-Known Member

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    Day 5 of home schooling, and one of the little fxckers called in a bomb threat.

    While the beauty parlors are all now closed, a lot of ugly women mulling about..

    Feels like we’re stuck on Sunday.

    I’d have preferred zombies, at least you can see that sh*t.

    We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it.

    All of a sudden parents are ok with kids sitting down and staring at a screen for a few hours straight.

    Wife and I plan on strictly following the lead of our role model for social distancing, none other than Melania Trump.

    Even Pilate washed his hands.

    We may soon need immigrants for protein.

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    wakjob Well-Known Member

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    Social Distancing...HA! I've been doing that for years.
     
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    mcblink Well-Known Member

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    ...yeah, no shit. Today, 2 students were suspended for fighting and one teacher was relieved of duty for drinking on the job.
     
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    Because of the humans, right? The same hand that reaches out to you in love will eventually bite your keister clean off, pass it around like a trophy for a while, and then hand it back to you. Right? Which wouldn't be "so" tragic if you could just see it coming, but you can never know, right?
     
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    Not really... I just get very exhausted from human interaction extremely easily.
    Come home, shut and lock the door...decompress.
     
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    People must not cough near you, they must cough far away.
    If you hear someone coughing, tell them to. . . far cough.
     
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    That.. is funny, thanks needed it!
     
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