Day 5 of home schooling, and one of the little fxckers called in a bomb threat. While the beauty parlors are all now closed, a lot of ugly women mulling about.. Feels like we’re stuck on Sunday. I’d have preferred zombies, at least you can see that sh*t. We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it. All of a sudden parents are ok with kids sitting down and staring at a screen for a few hours straight. Wife and I plan on strictly following the lead of our role model for social distancing, none other than Melania Trump. Even Pilate washed his hands. We may soon need immigrants for protein.