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  1. Trumpet Rider

    Trumpet Rider Well-Known Member

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    I don't always like the Dos Equis ad parodies, but when I do I like these.

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    I miss Calvin and Hobbes.

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    ever notice that they claim to be in harmony, but, to me it sounds like they're all in unison...
     
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    An old favorite, Tony vs Paul

     
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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
     
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    One of the great Stooges scenes of all time...

     
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    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..
    I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday and possibly have a small present for me.
    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday.

    I thought....
    Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...
    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word..
    So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday."
    It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?"
    I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !"

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
    She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
    We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?"

    I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
    She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
    "OK," I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
    followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday."

    And I just sat there....
    On the couch...

    Naked.
     
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    Skidmark on the couch now ?
     
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    Oh man what a surprise, nice story TR.
    Cheers thanks for the chuckle.
    Mitch
     
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    Its all just for fun.
    (cleaned up my post)
     
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    I've got some WWII stuff...
     
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    postcards from the war... (definitely not PC)

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    I took these snap's for an auction. The last one is doubled, because there were 2 of that one...
     
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    Best Powerpuff Girls Ever

     
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    Join the Resistance!
     
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