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I love situations like this. It's like in the end where is he walking to? What is the destination? Maybe he needs some water.
 

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Bro...you've never been around a pissed off woman bent on revenge?

He's lucky that's all she did. I've had equipment broken and other BS too.

That's not all she did. Have you listened to those audio recordings Depp recorded on the DL? Pro-level gaslighting. Manipulative/scary. I can't imagine any man on earth wanting anything to do with her. Having to replace his bed was the least of his worries, as she was hell bent on ruining his career and seeing him behind bars. The worst.
 

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She took a dump in his bed? Wow, what a sick bitch....

All the more reason I stay with my woman..despite the many temptations over the years.... They can get quite twisted....I've seen it... One night stands turn into obsessive stalking...

I do like JD's movies though...most are excellent... He was outstanding in Blow...
 

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That's not all she did. Have you listened to those audio recordings Depp recorded on the DL? Pro-level gaslighting. Manipulative/scary. I can't imagine any man on earth wanting anything to do with her. Having to replace his bed was the least of his worries, as she was hell bent on ruining his career and seeing him behind bars. The worst.
Every story has two sides, and *supposedly* he can be abusive, according to more than one woman.

I don't know. I wasn't there. :shrug:

Turd in the bed...damn.
 

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Bro...you've never been around a pissed off woman bent on revenge?

He's lucky that's all she did. I've had equipment broken and other BS too.

Yeah, I actually had a redhead physically attack me in a bar while I was on a first date with a smoking hot blonde party girl. She continued trying to beat me after we left the bar as we were walking back to my car. I just protected the new girl by using myself as a shield, since I would not hurt a former girlfriend, no matter how angry she was. She then chased us down the highway for about 10 miles and it ended in an ugly confrontation at a strip mall. I thought the night was certainly over but the blonde thought that if I was worth fighting for...anyway I've just never had any chick 'take a dump' in my bed, or anything lewd and disgusting like that. :ugh:
 

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It’s crap like this that kills rock music!
Does he really need money that bad?
I’m embarrassed for him everytime the commercial comes on. Amber should get an award for sh!tting the bed.

I used to like him too. Hollywood.....
 

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It’s crap like this that kills rock music!
Does he really need money that bad?
I’m embarrassed for him everytime the commercial comes on. Amber should get an award for sh!tting the bed.

I used to like him too. Hollywood.....
Prob not...but if someone offered you millions to do a short commercial, you'd do it too.

Also, was Johnny in the bed when Amber shit in it?
 

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To be fair, his 'pirate' (Jack Sparrow) was actually based in part on Keith Richards. So he's a rockstar inspired pirate. Whatever the heck that is. :lol:
I think Richards played his father in one of the pirates movies….
 

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How many scarfs, rings, and bracelets are in that band?
LMAO! :rofl:Depp wears more accessories than a 14 year old school girl (and that's not including all the movies where he wears shit on his head to hide his hair). Guess I just never got the appeal, other than a couple decent roles (the first pirate flick and the mob movie with Pacino) I could pass - he was ok much earlier in his career, but I don't think he's had a big hit in a long while...he probably does this crap to keep a hint of his name in circulation.
 

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He is a decent player IMO!

Im not wearing any cologne with a name similar to sausage :facepalm:

But that could also translate to "savage", which is kinda cool..:cool:

I've often been accused of being a savage, usually by civilized cretins. :nutkick:

And I have to admit to being more than a bit on the unkempt, primal, and uncivilized side..:naughty:
 
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