I've Let Down Everyone Who Wrote "stay Cool" In My Middle School Yearbook.

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  1. mtm105

    mtm105 Well-Known Member

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    Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role, because that sounds way better than "my wife is not letting me eat bread".

    I had a swear jar, but I fxcking broke it.

    If life is a gift, does that mean Hindus believe in regifting?

    I wonder if Vlad the Impaler would have chosen a different career path had his last name not been 'The Impaler'?

    Instead of going through the agony of a breakup talk, just give the person candy corn. They’ll get the picture.

    If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.

    1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys.

    "I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".

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    Candy corn? Didn't get it.
     
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    Great prework laughs....thanks...candy corn, can't stand it...Halloween nightmares :run:
     
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