I Tried Donating Blood Today - Never Again!

[crossroadsnyc]

They ask too many questions:

* Whose blood is it?
* Where did it come from?
* Why is it in a bucket?

 

[Vinsanitizer]

* Who's wine?
* What wine?
* Where the hell did I dine?

 

[junk notes]

* Who's wine?
* What wine?
* Where the hell did I dine?

Didn't you wake up this morning with a wine glass in your hand? .. and you really should stop mixing Champagne for breakfast.

 

[ibmorjamn]

* Who's wine?
* What wine?
* Where the hell did I dine?

Why is it Peter zframptons blood?

 

[PelliX]

They ask too many questions:

* Whose blood is it?
* Where did it come from?
* Why is it in a bucket?

Yeah, it's nuts. Donate a kidney and they treat you like a hero. Bring in a few and they call the police. Jeesh...

 

[South Park]

Give it away give it away give it away now . Don’t forget the chili peppers

 

[Kutt]

 

[axe4me]

I used to donate blood every 58 days.

I can't anymore.............juggling colon cancer for the past 10 years.

 

[PelliX]

I used to donate blood every 58 days.

I can't anymore.............jogging colon cancer for the past 10 years.

Sorry to hear that. Thank you for your past contributions, though.

 

[axe4me]

^^^^^^^^^^^



On one of my last blood donations, I told this buff Marine Corps guy about my donations.

He turned to me and said, "I'm going to order my troops to volunteer and donate"....................sorry guys.

 

[junk notes]

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[GregM]

Lol you guys just made me think of a great one liner , next time I fill in a form and it asks sex I'm going to write in " Oh God positive "

 

[PelliX]

Lol you guys just made me think of a great one liner , next time I fill in a form and it asks sex I'm going to write in " Oh God positive "

I just put down my mobile number...

 

[KidBlast]

ha! wasn't sure what I was going to find when I opened this thread..