Do any oft the new models even come with Texas Specials anymore? Fender's doing some things I don't like again. Are their guitars even still made of wood? I gotta have Texas Specials and grease bucket controls, a real maple neck, 7.5lbs, white, vintage style (but not with the old school wide bride) and no gadgets, no square cutout for the truss rod by the neck pickup. Whattawe got that's any good right now? Oh - and no frooty colors. And WTH makes a Jazz Master worth over $2K, the frigging things what they are?