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Hollywood remake you'd like to see

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  1. StrummerJoe

    StrummerJoe Well-Known Member

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    Go wild. Use your imagination for casting, directing, whatever.

    I don't go to theatres, but I WOULD pay to see this!

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    How 'bout an original thought. I am tired of poorly done remakes just to make a "politically woke" statement.
    Hollywood has never recovered from the "writers" strike from years ago. Nothing but lame remakes and self important reality shows. Oh and bending to the politics of China for monetary gain. So sad, so sad. :shrug:
     
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    They should make a movie about my life. It has been awhile since they had a disaster movie.
     
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    I would enjoy seeing some of the old Biblical epics redone, but filmed like they used to with huge sets and thousands of extras. CGI, to me, has taken much of the grandeur away from the movies because you know up front that everything you’re seeing is fake.
     
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    unfortunately "redone" means putting a modern twist on a movie that was at it's best when first released.
    very very few remakes have, in my opinion, been an improvement on the original concept. The improvements are usually in modern CGI/video technology and not an improvement in the plot or acting ability.
     
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    Come on guys...be more imaginative than that.

    Is a Ghostbuster ready to shoot Patrick Swayze with a proton pack in Ghost not funny?
     
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    A remake of Back To the Future with the same actors but now they’re old and Marty shakes constantly and the whole story goes to shit this time because he can’t play the guitar at the fish under the sea dance, Marty has to keep going back in time to save Doc because he’s old and dies all the time like when he hits his head on the sink, or he falls from the clock tower, or gets electrocuted. It would be more Rick and Morty than Doc and Marty.
     
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    YES!!!

    THAT'S what I'm talking about!
     
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    Heinous.
     
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    How 'bout a reality show on plastic surgery featuring Dr Josef Mengele with a Monty Python twist.
     
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    Make it a musical ala the producers remake and you'll have a hit!

    Russ
     
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    You're a sick puppy, Charlie Brown.
     
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    Don't forget the "Director's Cut" with a surprise ending.

    Frodebro, thank you. I have other ideas but I don't think they will pass censorship.
     
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    How about a new Spinal Tap where they are all woke trannies?

    "Hairy bottoms, hairy bottoms,
    talk about merino my boys got em".
     
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    If Hollywood did a modern biblical, it would look something like the Hamilton play.
     
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    To continue with the Alien series of movies how about Alien vs GWAR.
    Spoiler... GWAR is triumphant.
     
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    Noah wasn't long ago...and was awful.
     
  18. StrummerJoe

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    I'd go to the Drive-In for that! (yes, we still have a Drive-In where I live :) )
     
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    After the crap fest that was the Russell Crowe Noah movie Id just assume they left the Bible alone lol.
     
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