Do you fart in front of your girlfriend or boyfriend?

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  1. Alligatorbling

    Alligatorbling Well-Known Member

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    Some people say they wont fart in front of their significant other. That baffles me. Me and my girlfriend will into farting competitions.
     
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    Hell no, are you uncivilized?
     
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    So maybe this is why I don't have a girlfriend...

    Russ
     
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    Mmm...no. Not if I can help it. Maybe when I was 10 years old.
     
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    For sure. Sing pop goes the weasel, then turn around and fart for the "pop", then sing ..."goes the weasel".

    Quite entertaining for the both of you actually.
     
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    samething here bro, that´s true love!
     
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    Yes. Everyone does it so no need to be embarrassed.
     
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    Fart questions? You must really have a lot of time on your hands..:hmm:

    But just for the record when I need to let fly, I let fly! :lol:
     
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    There was actually a French Vaudeville guy who lived around the turn of the 20th century who was born with some kind of birth defect that allowed him to draw air up inside himself, and he apparently made a decent living farting songs onstage..Seriously! :shock:
     
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    Only if they pull my finger...
     
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    No “ Sharts “ allowed:lol::lol::lol:

    Just good ole fashioned “Power Farts “
     
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    I consider it rude and uncivilized. But that's just me.
     
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    " i fart in their general direction "
     
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    Can we please try to keep this music related...

    n

     
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    I do sometimes and other times I will go outside depends on my mood! Once in a while she might let one go but they are short cute sounding farts then her face gets red and she looks across between embarrassed and surprised.
     
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    No that’s disrespectful.

    But we do shit in each others mouths.
     

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