"Small Town" Well I was born in a small town And I live in a small town Prob'ly die in a small town Oh, those small communities All my friends are so small town My parents live in the same small town My job is so small town Provides little opportunity Educated in a small town Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town Used to daydream in that small town Another boring romantic that's me But I've seen it all in a small town Had myself a ball in a small town Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town Now she's small town just like me No I cannot forget where it is that I come from I cannot forget the people who love me Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town And people let me be just what I want to be Got nothing against a big town Still hayseed enough to say Look who's in the small town But my bed is in a small town Oh, and that's good enough for me Well I was born in a small town And I can breathe in a small town Gonna die in this small town And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me
I've got a worse one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GuqB1BQVr4 But to be honest, I've never heard this one all the way through... I always start puking and tearing my own ears off.
Put on your boppin' socks baby Roll up your old blue jeans Theres a band playin' down at the armory Knows what rock and roll really means I want to ride in your '55 T-Bird Drive through some old memories I ain't after your body baby I just want you to dance with me I want to bop with ya baby all night long I want to bop the night away I want to make it a night like it used to be When are hearts were young and our souls were free I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn I want to bop with you baby all the night long I got an old photograph in my pocket When we were still in our teens The Lord knows I feel a lot older now But you still look the same to me Honey you don't ever laugh like you used to And I don't wanna see you blue If you ain't busy tonight and you think it's alright This is what I want to do I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bop the night away I want to make it a night like it used to be Oh, when are hearts were young and our souls were free I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn I want to bop with you baby all the night long Lets twist and shout Oh, just like in the good old days Baby watch out You know I just can't stand it When you look at me that way I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn I want to bop with you baby all the night I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn I want to make it a night like it used to be When are hearts were young and our souls were free I want to bop with you baby all night long I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn I want to make it a night like it used to be When are hearts were young and free
That line has always stuck out for me too. You'd think someone would have smashed him round the chops the minute he uttered it in the studio.
Fair enough. For one thing he keeps saying: "If I was your boyfriend". But we all know that the more correct construction would be: "Were I to be your..." Also, the statements within the lyrics seem to me to be factually incorrect. Also, and at risk of being asked for hard evidence that I would not be able to provide, I would say that some of the claims within the lyrics are preposterous. For example: Beiber suggests that were he to be my boyfriend he would take me to places I have 'never been' before. For the moment, never mind that this construction is also syntactically lacking. (I think he means places to which I have never been - but never mind.) The point is, he is suggesting that his life experience is so wide and expansive and deep that, if he were to be the boyfriend of any of us, we would be very much impressed with his.... darn, I can't keep it up....
"Up town funk you up, up town funk you up" "...when we show up we show up, smoother than a fresh dry skippy..."
So bad the band won't even play the song anymore. Hearing it makes me want to punch random people in the face. Especially if they're happy : Shiny happy people laughing Meet me in the crowd, people, people Throw your love around, love me, love me Take it into town, happy, happy Put it in the ground where the flowers grow Gold and silver shine Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing Everyone around, love them, love them Put it in your hands, take it, take it There's no time to cry, happy, happy Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines Gold and silver shine Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing Whoa, here we go Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people holding hands Shiny happy people laughing Shiny happy people holding hands People, happy people People
Rebecca Black: Friday Here's some of the lyrics: Partying. Partying. Yeah! Partying. Partying. Yeah! Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Another chunk: Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') We-we-we so excited We so excited Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after (pause) ward. This is truly horrible, and an actual attempt at a legitimate song. It makes my head hurt. [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0[/ame] http://www.buzzfeed.com/danielkibbl...ca-blacks-friday-you-deserve-today#.gdowAE4y0 (The Metal Version is Priceless!) Edit: This explains everything: The Adult Man Who Wrote Rebecca Black's Friday (Is Evil) | Cracked.com
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad *repeat* I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart *repeat* Doesn't get much crappier than that!
Wasn't refering to the whole song, just that one line. Always found it to be a bit twee and vomit inducing. Your opinion may differ.
That smell by Lynard Skynard gets my vote. look at the chorus. whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree you're in my way There's too much coke and too much smoke Look what's going on inside you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Angel of darkness is upon you Stuck a needle in your arm So take another toke, have a blow for your nose One more drink fool, will drown you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Now they call you Prince Charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes Say you'll be all right come tomorrow But tomorrow might not be here for you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Hey, you're a fool you Stick them needles in your arm I know I been there before One little problem that confronts you Got a monkey on your back Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick One hell of a price for you to get your kicks Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you
That is the worst thing I've ever heard. You should be ashamed. Shiny happy people is brilliant by comparison.
