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For those of you who don't know what that is, it's the stringy bit of flesh joining foreskin to member.

Very good.

As much as I kind of agree with you, how can you run like hell from a vintage guitar that is too heavy? OK so there will be some slight weight...

Why do I need a plausible excuse? I didn't start this thread.

There is either a photo or an explanation missing here dude.

I have heard of the odd banjo string being broken but never the actual member.

What Disney movies have you been watching that show women cursing and whipping everyone's arse? That's why I mentioned MMA (mixed martial arts...

You need to stop watching MMA, womens wrestling and foxy boxing, and keeping up with the kardashians.

Don't talk to me about spam. I have RSI from deleting spam emails and they still keep getting in to my inboxes. Mainly they go in to my junk file...

You guys would probably scare them off.

Risky for you, if you pull out a bit quick and she isn't, shall we say as clean as you hoped.

Playing brown eyed girl with her on top is way too risky.

Maybe the breakage occurs when they bang their "heads" together.

My choice would be a Strat and or a Tele, a LP standard or traditional depending on what pickups and neck profile you like, plus either an Ibanez...

Made by TJ Craft doesn't mean Crafted in Japan. The logo on the headstock clearly says made in Japan. IIRC TJ Craft was just the makers name.

A friend told me that top wrapping not only reduces the break angle on the bridge, but sustain is supposed to be increased because there is more...

I can assure you I know exactly what to do with a woman. Sadly the woman isn't always in the room when it comes to me.

It's usually difficult to explain to anyone outside the UK what a posh person is. The whole lower middle and upper class divide thing doesn't...

Let me explain, posh people get out of the bath to have a wee in the sink, lower class people wee in to a sponge and squeeze it in the sink.

I don't use my lips buddy. Lets just say I have a long tongue and I am good at breathing through my nose. When missy wants pleasing you have to...