Wife says I have a problem, your thoughts ?

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  1. Drinkingdeath01

    Drinkingdeath01 Well-Known Member

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    The rest are in the closet. I can't figure how to play more then one at a time.
     
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    JeffMcLeod Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    ampmadscientist Well-Known Member

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    You need to get rid of the Crate amps, takes up too much space.
    Then marry Joan Jett.
    Problem solved.
     
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    JeffMcLeod Well-Known Member

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    Yeah right.

    Just admit it; you can't find the closet.

    :coffee:
     
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    Lol, those Crates are fantastic tube amps. Have you ever played a Stealth? If not you should check one out. I think you would be pleasantly surprised.
     
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    Lol, it would take some time but I think I could find it again.
     
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    You're not done yet -- I don't see any Hiwatts in there.
     
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    Holy fuckin' shit...

    :shock:
     
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    Joan Jett swings the other way...

    & she puts black gaffers tape over her Marshall logos, so the Crates could stay. Just put black gaffers tape over the logo & who'd know... :)...
     
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    "Joan Jett swings the other way..."

    Is that bad?

    "& she puts black gaffers tape over her Marshall logos,"

    So do a lot of other musicians. It has something to do with marketing obligations / perceived endorsement etc...perhaps an FCC rule.
     
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    I think he means Joan Jett sucks in different ways.
     
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    she (JJ) might marry the discarded wife, but not him...
     
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    She does look good for her age. Get'em girl! :yesway::)
     
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    Ok, I'm still not really sure what the Joan Jett reference means but I just pictured myself married to a lesbian. As a man I have the wrong equipment so how would I turn her on ? I mean my usual tactic of standing on the kitchen table doing helicopters with said equipment while singing "Dancing Queen" probably wouldn't work. Any other ideas out there please don't hesitate to send them over. LOL.
     
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    I had a Stealth. Awesome amp! Not your typical Crate can o bees. Wish I still had it. Hardly ever see em around or even for sale.
     
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    Dress like the guy from Rocky Horror and Joan will be into it. Then trick her into a set of double D and bam, awesome chick.
     
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    Lee Jackson stuff. I heard that was good.
     
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    I hope my comments do not get Joan on this forum. :)
     
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    Thank you. Everyone sees that Crate logo and they just instantly think garbage. For the most part I get it but damn, don't be so close minded. Those amps destroy.
     
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    Why not ? That would be awesome. That being said I would delete my previous posts. Lol
     
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