Who on here is a convicted felon ?

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Blackie, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. wreckingball

    wreckingball Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit! that's great!

    Now git on witcho bad sef... Soprano man! :lol:

    Tell the friggin' story! :fingersx:
     
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  2. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    Ok .. so ..

    I had been clean many a day up into a few years ..

    I was up on a ladder on a commercial building and a guy walked up said .. hey I am a painter and need a few dollars ..

    I said .. cool ,, you get up here and finish painting this ..

    He said .. um .. I got some painting stuff to sell .. OK ( DAMMIT) I get down
    off the ladder .. go over to the dudes car .. he opens the trunk ..
    pulls up some .. painters putty .. from like 1972 .. I am like .. man I don't even use that crap from 2000 today .. ya know .. got some brushes .. Man .. I would not use that crap to brush my dog .. let alone paint anything ...

    So I gave him 5 dollars .. took all of it .. threw it into the back my truck .. just to get rid of him.

    Climbed back up the ladder to get back to work ,,,

    So I get back up there painting ... bout 40 minutes .. I hear ... YO ... YO .. you be need help ..

    OH God what now .... I look down .. another Black guy .. I say yeah ..you want to work right now ?

    He says yeah I am a painter .. I said .. OK ,, I came right down .. gave him the paint, brush .. everything and said .. finish painting across the front this building

    And he did ...

    And I had work .. so I put him to work .. and paid him cash .. end of the day.

    Now I told him .. on my jobs .. ain't no drinkin .. or nothin else .. ever.
    If I catch you fucking around like that .. I won't pay you for that day ..
     
  3. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. Now some yall .. going .. hurry up till the criminal part where you busted .. well ..

    I have you now .. right ..

    OK SO .. I did not pay that much attention to my co painter dude guy that ... after making 80 dollars a day in cash .. never had a dime in the morning as I bought him a biscuit at Hardees where he already was ...

    OK NOW we just cut out the middle .. I asked him to get me some weed first .. cause I was missing something .. then I asked for the rock .. the crack ..

    His eyes GOT WIDE .. he said ... YOU SMOKE ROCK !!!!!!!! .. cause that was his life.

    I said ... not until you go get it .. FOOL ... yeah I know all bout it .. now heres a hundred dollars bring me 8 dimes you get the 2 ..

    Actually the 3 or 4 on a yard ..
     
  4. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    So .. that was the beginning of the descent into the hell of blasting crack ..

    We going to fast forward thru about 150 thousand dollars ... OK ...

    I hooked up with a bro .. was cool an real along the way .. Biggie ,, was a 300 lb Black guy .. we was like brothers .. he was honest .. no matter ..drugs .. bitches .. money .. whatever .. prolly saved my life .. I don't know ..cause I am from Norfolk and it's all Black where I was .. but I came from there .. did not faze me .. and I won't scared all up in the crack houses .. nah ..

    Well eventually I got down and out .. Crack smokin is not cheap ...
     
  5. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. So .. I said to Biggie .. you go up to my old man and tell him .. that some drug dealers got me held hostage and need 250 dollars to clear the debt .. or they gone prolly kill um.

    What ? yall don't think thas a good plan ?

    Anyway .. Biggie went up there .. and got ... 15 dollars .. off my dad and came back an we went and got a twenty rock for it ...

    That lasted as long as this sentence you are reading now.

    Well my Dad .. decided to call up the police .. now maybe it was out of a concern for my welfare ...

    Or maybe it was something else HA HA ..

    They found me ... at the crack house .. my truck on the street ..

    Police at the door .. 10 other folks in the house trapped .. bouncin around like lottery balls ..

    I went out .. got led down the way with the cop holding my belt from behind.

    Quick pat down an into the back of the police car.
     
  6. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    They got Biggie too .. in the car behind mine .. We on the way to the same station been to before ..

    I know ain't no bail commin ,,

    I feel in my upper jacket pocket and I have one cigarette and a lighter .. HA HA ..

    I light that cigarette up .. because .. it will be my last for .. a long time ,.. till I lean down behind a tombstonr 4 months later ..

    The cop don't react .. as I smoke .. I also find a pair of scissors in another chest pocket .. used to cut crack bags open .. I consider slamming the point into the window and jumping out as we go ..but there is another cop car behind with Biggie in it ,, and so I just hide those under the seat .. cause .. the cop is going to be pissed if that weapon is on me .. so I ditch it ..

    I told Biggie .. DON'T YOU SAY SHIT TO THE POLICE ...

    He did'nt either.

    I got 5 years in prison for 15 dollars .. or a good twenty rock of crack ..
    Conspiracy .. yo man tell my Dad drug dealers got me ...
    Extortion .. them dealers gonna kill um .. you don't pay ...

    But wait ... I got a Public Defender ... How much time did I really do .. GUESS ..

    Don't forget .. I am already a Felon now .. and might should of had an overlap of suspended time from before as this last case was within 3 ..5 years ..

    Yeah .. I am Heinous Dumb Ass ...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qafbGa23U0&feature=youtu.be
     
  7. Les Moore

    Les Moore Well-Known Member

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    You have a very personal way of telling a story. Ever considered writing? I´m serious.
     
  8. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    Um .. what .. do you think all those symbols and such .. are above ?

    I will reach thru this screen .. and out yours .. and smack your ass upside the head ..

    No shit .. I can do it to ..

    WHAP !!!!!!
     
  9. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEJC-cVPuA]Bruno Bozzetto "Allegro Non Troppo" - Bolero di Ravel - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. bulldozer1984

    bulldozer1984 Everybody's Favorite Member VIP Member

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    Wow the guy gives u compliment and u dis him. Knew it wouldn't last long.
     
  11. Australian

    Australian Green Beret VIP Member

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    Yeah I think he's experimenting with a new type of rocket fuel lately.
    I cant understand any of his posts at all.
     
  12. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    Ha Ha Ha ...
     
  13. Les Moore

    Les Moore Well-Known Member

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    I actually tried to find a funny side of your comment Blackie, but failed. Can´t see how my post could be interpreted as offensive...
    Whatever.
     
  14. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    I did not dis the Man .. he said I should consider writing .. I said that is what is above ..

    You on the other hand .. offer nothing but conflict on the backs of others .. so I bid you to engage some of your self in the discussion ..that now is about you...

    So .. how is life an such ..?
     
  15. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    It was not offensive at all .. and was a compliment .. thank you .. but I am not all together sane ..so .. I react in strange ways .. ya know .. sorry

    Just kind of how it be .. my response is .. I am writing .. so no need for consideration ..

    this is it .. right here .. see .. yall understand .. ?

    This is my writing ..

    Oh ... um ... OK ... I can just hit the print button then .. BAM ..

    See .. Yall get it straight .. Uncut .. Potent ...
     
  16. Les Moore

    Les Moore Well-Known Member

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    Ok, then we´re good.
    I meant try to get published. Your narrative style leaves space for the mind to make pictures, and that´s a gift. Consider it man if you haven´t already.
     
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  17. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    Yeah .. thanks .. I meant no .. ill will ..ha ha ...
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    or did I ..
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  18. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. nAH ..
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  19. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    .. BUT WAIT ,,,,, Might be Trouble ....
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  20. Blackie

    Blackie Well-Known Member

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    ... Please direct all comments or questions to Sumbato
    as She is Blackies Attorney ..
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