$20 is like one adult dollar. ATM fees are you just buying your own money. Ceiling fans seem to have universal settings, first setting you can’t feel anything, second setting is its almost there, third setting is shaking your house and going to fly off and kill you in your sleep. So many people from your past know a version of you that doesn’t exist anymore. Your past self is both old you, and young you. Homo-sapiens are monkeys with anxiety. When someone tells a “man walking into a bar” joke, you always imagine the same bar. It’s weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time. I wish there was a way to be naked but also have pockets. A dream always makes sense until you wake up. Home is where you trust the toilet seat. You’re waterproof, it’s your clothes that aren't. Growing up in a poor family is like starting a game on hard mode.