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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Australian, Aug 10, 2019.
Wow, it finally all makes sense.................
Very accurate de'pic'tion there Aus. I was instantly reminded of another similar guitar related pictorial I came across some years back...
Remember.. it's a joke, told with the assistance pictures, so all you self pleasuring hand lovers please.. try not to get jerked into feeling insulted with the Kemper Fractal Line 6 inference ho-tay??.. Ho-Tay!
The tube amp has HSV-2, Chlamydia, and pubic lice.
I was thinking if you looked like the guy next to the acoustic I could understand or either there would be a guy spooning him.
As far as that vocalist picture goes, that is just a slumber party with four girls.
The bassist is just possing for facebook or something.
The drummer actually seems satisfied.
Give me the tube amp.
And...the guitarist has the least amount of stress, problems and is the happiest!!!!
I didn't know Arisotle was a woman.
I didn't know Arisotle at all, never ever heard of her/him...
...guess I should have drunk more Greek teas.
I remember him well. He said things like: "A human has a neck. A guitar has a neck. Therefore a guitar is human".
They still revere this sort on logic on Facebook don't they?
So... your pal Arisotle said that? Well... he got it wrong.
A human has a neck. A guitar has a neck. Therefore a human is a guitar. Highly strung, loud and proud.
Let's get back to your buddy Arisotle...
So that is where play'em like a fiddle originates.
"Confucious say masturbation good for you- sometime come in handy"
Man i could spend all day biasing her 6550's!
That's why you should think about wearing a rubber before plugging into that thar model buddy!
like the analogy.
Kemper modeller = top-quality blow-up all-singing all-dancin' plastic sex-doll.
Hot glass-bottled amp = synthesis of Hannah Davis, Elsa Hosk, Kendall Jenner, Michelle Keegan, Charlotte McKinney, Ronda Rousey, Margot Robbie, Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski and Candice Swanepoel - who loves you and only you, who's daddy owns a brewing empire, an exotic sports-car franchise and a guitar museum he gives you free-range in, and who's momma adores the very ground you walk on and can't do enough for you...
Ya had me right up to ya went Kendall Jenner on me brother.