The truth ?

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  1. Australian

    Australian Green Beret VIP Member

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    Wow, it finally all makes sense.................
     
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    Very accurate de'pic'tion there Aus. I was instantly reminded of another similar guitar related pictorial I came across some years back...
    tube_vs_modeling_amps.jpg

    Remember.. it's a joke, told with the assistance pictures, so all you self pleasuring hand lovers please.. try not to get jerked into feeling insulted with the Kemper Fractal Line 6 inference ho-tay??.. Ho-Tay!

    :lol:
     
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    Plot Twist:

    The tube amp has HSV-2, Chlamydia, and pubic lice.
     
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    I was thinking if you looked like the guy next to the acoustic I could understand or either there would be a guy spooning him.

    As far as that vocalist picture goes, that is just a slumber party with four girls.

    The bassist is just possing for facebook or something.

    The drummer actually seems satisfied.
     
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    Daffy says
    Give me the tube amp.

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    And...the guitarist has the least amount of stress, problems and is the happiest!!!! :idea:
     
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    I didn't know Arisotle at all, never ever heard of her/him...
    ...guess I should have drunk more Greek teas.

    :hippie::pirate::uk:
     
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    I remember him well. He said things like: "A human has a neck. A guitar has a neck. Therefore a guitar is human".
    They still revere this sort on logic on Facebook don't they?
     
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    So... your pal Arisotle said that? Well... he got it wrong.
    A human has a neck. A guitar has a neck. Therefore a human is a guitar. Highly strung, loud and proud.
    But...
    Let's get back to your buddy Arisotle...
    :hippie::pirate::uk:
     
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    :hmm: So that is where play'em like a fiddle originates.
     
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    "Confucious say masturbation good for you- sometime come in handy"
     
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    Man i could spend all day biasing her 6550's!
     
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    That's why you should think about wearing a rubber before plugging into that thar model buddy!
     
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    I
    kinda
    like the analogy.
    Kemper modeller = top-quality blow-up all-singing all-dancin' plastic sex-doll.
    Hot glass-bottled amp = synthesis of Hannah Davis, Elsa Hosk, Kendall Jenner, Michelle Keegan, Charlotte McKinney, Ronda Rousey, Margot Robbie, Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski and Candice Swanepoel - who loves you and only you, who's daddy owns a brewing empire, an exotic sports-car franchise and a guitar museum he gives you free-range in, and who's momma adores the very ground you walk on and can't do enough for you...
     
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    Ya had me right up to ya went Kendall Jenner on me brother.:lol:
     
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