The Official Bust On The Last Poster Thread

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  1. Marshall Stack

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    Soulcaster is so ugly that his family pays an actor to play him in their home movies.
     
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    Marshall Stack is taking Viiagra and drinking prune juice - he doesn't know if he's coming or going!

    (I had to put 2 i's in v(I)agra because it's banned?)
     
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    Soulcaster's mother became the first member of the family to get a formal education. She graduated from pole dancing school. The whole trailer park is proud.
     
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    Vinsanitizer Hi. I'm new here. VIP Member

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    Necro thread. Consider a new one with current members.
     
  5. Marshall Stack

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    Vinsanitizer is into anything that contains the word "necro". Like his necrogirlfriend.
     
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    Vin's wife smells so bad, she gave me asthma.....
     
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    And Soul should know, since he's from Down Under. :agreed:
     
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    Far Rider, is that the only pussy you've ever got with that amp?
    (If you ever change your avatar, this comment will make absolutely no sense).
     
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    Probably more pussy than the guy with the cheesy moustache in your avatar.
     
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    Marshall Stack is like a cloud, he eventually fuxks off and it’s a real nice day.
     
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    Soulcaster locks the door on his car. Not because someone might steal it, it is to keep people from throwing trash into what others might mistake it for a dumpster.
     
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    An old lady at an ATM asked Marshall Stack to help her check her balance.

    He pushed her over.
     
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    Soulcaster walking with his mom through a field of flowers "Mom, are there times that you don't feel fresh down there?"
     
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    Hey! That's one of my roadies. He'll kick your ass!!! :lol:
     
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    MTM105 has personalized license plates. They were made by his dad in prison.
     
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    When MS was born his mother asked the doctor if it was a boy or a girl? The doctor replied “I’m not sure, I’ll just go grab my animal book”
     
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    I'm gender neutral. :)
     
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    Soulcaster's guitar is custom made to match his tampons.
     
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    Soulcaster
    1) noun - an inbred yokel

    Soulcasterphobia
    1) noun - a rational fear that the inbred yokel will move in your house, eat your food, and screw your dog.
     

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