Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Micky, Dec 11, 2012.
Soulcaster is so ugly that his family pays an actor to play him in their home movies.
Marshall Stack is taking Viiagra and drinking prune juice - he doesn't know if he's coming or going!
(I had to put 2 i's in v(I)agra because it's banned?)
Soulcaster's mother became the first member of the family to get a formal education. She graduated from pole dancing school. The whole trailer park is proud.
Necro thread. Consider a new one with current members.
Vinsanitizer is into anything that contains the word "necro". Like his necrogirlfriend.
Vin's wife smells so bad, she gave me asthma.....
And Soul should know, since he's from Down Under.
Far Rider, is that the only pussy you've ever got with that amp?
(If you ever change your avatar, this comment will make absolutely no sense).
Probably more pussy than the guy with the cheesy moustache in your avatar.
Marshall Stack is like a cloud, he eventually fuxks off and it’s a real nice day.
Soulcaster locks the door on his car. Not because someone might steal it, it is to keep people from throwing trash into what others might mistake it for a dumpster.
An old lady at an ATM asked Marshall Stack to help her check her balance.
He pushed her over.
Soulcaster walking with his mom through a field of flowers "Mom, are there times that you don't feel fresh down there?"
Marshall Stack is so hyper-sensitive, he has to refer to a Psychology Today article to recover from an insult directed at him on an internet forum.
How to Deal With Insults and Put-Downs
Hey! That's one of my roadies. He'll kick your ass!!!
MTM105 has personalized license plates. They were made by his dad in prison.
When MS was born his mother asked the doctor if it was a boy or a girl? The doctor replied “I’m not sure, I’ll just go grab my animal book”
I'm gender neutral.
Soulcaster's guitar is custom made to match his tampons.
1) noun - an inbred yokel
1) noun - a rational fear that the inbred yokel will move in your house, eat your food, and screw your dog.
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