The Correlation Between Gas And G.a.s.

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  1. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Well-Known Member

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    I listen to Bob Seger-Seger is the Summer------Down on main street---syrup 70's tone guitar----
    working-----driving----------------ring bell to pharmacy-they get robbed all the time-you ring bell-they 'eyeball" you;making sure you have a REAL face-I'm a 'regular" -I get buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeedddd in..........

    "Hi Tim, long time no see."
    Joe, the pharmacist is joking, I'm in this drug-den every week.
    "Joe, I need the GO......do you have my HEAVY liquid?"

    He pulls out a box loaded with Lactulose<heavy oil laxactive-10 w 40 poopy grade> the box weighs 8 lbs! I peruse the shelves.........

    Beano! Phazyme! Gas X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHAT? Am I in a guitar dream?

    Beano=the tone people died for. King Eric's finest moments-HE WAS GOD........Phaez Amps=Big botique tones-Joey Dego on MLP loves these.............Gas X------GAS X?????? G.A.S. Gear Aquisition Syndrome.........

    "Joe, you do know I'm the best guitarist in Philly."
    'You are, better than George Thorogood?"
    "I said Philly, not Delaware."
    " Are you better than Daryl Hall?"
    "YES! YES! YES!

    I sing him one of my original songs. He sways from side to side.

    'Joe, I don't want drugs. I need BEANO tone."
    " Beano Tone?"
    "Yes, it will make me a GOD! See what you can do?"
    "I'll see what I can do."

    He looks puzzled. I leave the pharmacy. Joe thinks I need a vacation.

     
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    Seger is inescapable in Michigan. I've never quite fallen in love with him but seeing as he's a neighbor I can't help but like him. He seems like a pretty cool guy actually. I was watching this vid the other day after hearing the song over the radio waves....made me nostalgic for Detroit.



    btw-I called in my drug order today. My wife usually picks up the stuff for me though.
     
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    L, I remember being in 9th grade and my friend, Mike ACDC, went to go see Seger,

    'Tim, it was SSSOOOO cool, during Old Time R+R he sang...don't try to take me to a disco........because DISCO SUCKS.....'

    That was endearing. I like his music-Nine Tonight is a fine slab.

    I work with the mentally ill, I pick up HUGE packets of Depakote, Seroquel, Neurotin, Klonopin........quite a cash cow. I once took Claritin, Fish Oil, LEXAPRO!!!!! Then I decided-Screw Big Pharma. Now I drink black coffee. No allergies, low cholesterol, TOTALLY SANE! I now spend my money on books, ART, and plumbers.
     
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    oh man, pig pharma wants me bad. they even called my cellular once. for now I resist their advances. the ones they push on me run about 30k a year? not sure how that bill ends up getting paid. no coverage for a massage or acupuncture though. go to jail for puffing a bit of cannabis.

    what of the epi-pens and other outrageous mark ups?

     
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    L, Big Pharma preys on fear. The docs use us like car mechanics---come in EVERY three months? No! I'm healthy, you want to pump me up with drugs as a trial monkey---you get $ to "experiment" on me? Once you start your body is doomed. Lexapro was supposed to cool me out-instead I started wanting to drive my car into a brick wall- Remember call your doc if you feel suicidal......yeah sure........My mind is hazed-don't know my name-time to call the doc?
     
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