4:00 pm EST 9/8/2016--- I listen to Bob Seger-Seger is the Summer------Down on main street---syrup 70's tone guitar---- working-----driving----------------ring bell to pharmacy-they get robbed all the time-you ring bell-they 'eyeball" you;making sure you have a REAL face-I'm a 'regular" -I get buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeedddd in.......... "Hi Tim, long time no see." Joe, the pharmacist is joking, I'm in this drug-den every week. "Joe, I need the GO......do you have my HEAVY liquid?" He pulls out a box loaded with Lactulose<heavy oil laxactive-10 w 40 poopy grade> the box weighs 8 lbs! I peruse the shelves......... Beano! Phazyme! Gas X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT? Am I in a guitar dream? Beano=the tone people died for. King Eric's finest moments-HE WAS GOD........Phaez Amps=Big botique tones-Joey Dego on MLP loves these.............Gas X------GAS X?????? G.A.S. Gear Aquisition Syndrome......... "Joe, you do know I'm the best guitarist in Philly." 'You are, better than George Thorogood?" "I said Philly, not Delaware." " Are you better than Daryl Hall?" "YES! YES! YES! I sing him one of my original songs. He sways from side to side. 'Joe, I don't want drugs. I need BEANO tone." " Beano Tone?" "Yes, it will make me a GOD! See what you can do?" "I'll see what I can do." He looks puzzled. I leave the pharmacy. Joe thinks I need a vacation.