Teachers Sure Have Changed Since I Was A Kid

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  1. Eddie van Damon

    Eddie van Damon Well-Known Member

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    That's one way to get that wart taken off I guess!
     
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    :applause:
     
  3. keennay

    keennay Well-Known Member

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    Must be embarrassing for the husband. Got cheated on with a 14 year old.
     
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    At least he knows he has the bigger penis.
     
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    Hey she’s got bills to pay also, don’t judge bro.
     
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    Who's to say the husband has a bigger penis? He's probably uncircumcised and flaccid...
     
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    Trumpet Rider Well-Known Member

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    Why is she fckn with a 14 year old? She could come over to the MF forum and have plenty of old fart sugar daddies to take care of her.
     
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    depends on the level of ED meds at the time. :ugh:

    really? V*gra is banned here? :scratch:
     
  9. Marshall Stack

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    I have the maturity and bank account of a 14 year old if she is interested. :drool:
     
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    Yeah this place is crawling with hot chicks looking for outdated guitar players. :lol:
     
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  11. Ghostman

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    we attracted one woman, and she's a lesbian. :D
     
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    Awesome. Cheerleader or lumberjack?
     
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    I seem to recall another, not so long ago...lasted all of a few days before we managed to scare her off
     
  14. SonVolt

    SonVolt Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    10% Lumberjack mixed with 90% Ally Sheedy from the Breakfast Club.

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  15. Ghostman

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    that was as dude. A pimply, 18 yo Australian dude, who eats his boogers.

    seriously. I'm not joking. :ugh:
     
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    Not bad. I could work with that.
     
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    el_bastardo Well-Known Member

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    @Australian ?
     
  18. SonVolt

    SonVolt Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    I just gagged a little bit. That's a memory I didn't need revived.
     
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  19. Ghostman

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    Logical. But sadly, no. Probably a son.
     
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