Teachers Sure Have Changed Since I Was A Kid

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  1. SonVolt

    SonVolt Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    No, that's gay. I was trading finger bangs for thin mints. And then trading thin mints for bjs at the local parish.
     
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    Hmm, that explains a lot. :lol::lol::lol:

    Holy shit you made me lol at work ! ...now everyone is looking at me. :ugh:
     
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    So it was just me?

    okay. Good to know. I can tell my Therapist we can put "mom" on the back burner for a while.
     
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    Oh we've heard about your mum's back burner...
     
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    I was saying that because he said she had a nice vag. Gonna need some proof
     
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    Heck at 14 I was only having sex with myself and Hustler magazines. This would have been much better!
     
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    I used my dad's Shop Vac once.
     
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    My junior English teacher was a knock-out and into acid rock. I had a 57 Buick Super and tickets to The Airplane, Gabor Szabo and Jimi Hendrix at the Fillmore Auditorium. Nuff said.
     
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    innovative. Cleanup made easy. :shrug:
     
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    SonVolt Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    Exactly! It was the perfect crime... until it caught part of my ball sack.
     
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    usually you have to pay double for that kind of action
     
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    It didn't respect my safe word. It just kept on suckin'. "MOMMY!!!"
     
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    that's a dumb safeword. Should be more subtle.
     
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    I thought this was how to teach sex education properly....

     
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    .....and nothing has changed since.
     
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    Super fit pelvic floor, she's ruined him for lesser (looser) wimmen, gotta be a payout for that kinda trauma
     
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    I love a woman that trains her pelvic floor.
     
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    Especially when it is done on you after hours
     
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    Damn I must have left my curtains open again!
     
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