Poll! Toilet Paper Delivery

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Kutt, Apr 10, 2020.

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The Future Of Kutt's Toilet Paper Delivery

Poll closed Apr 20, 2020.
  1. This toilet paper will be stolen in transit. Future wipings are in jeopardy.

    9 vote(s)
    69.2%
  2. This toilet paper will arrive safely and in tact. Good wipings lie ahead.

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%
  1. Kutt

    Kutt Well-Known Member

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    I was able to score a bundle of toilet paper online this morning. I wonder if it might get stolen in transit. Take the poll!
     
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  2. Trelwheen

    Trelwheen Well-Known Member

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    I dunno, but I can tell you if I see anybody scalping toilet paper they're going to see the wrong end of my 44 magnum pretty quick
     
  3. Kutt

    Kutt Well-Known Member

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    This is why I need to live in Texas. Bunch of damn liberal pussbags up this way. Any man, or woman, should have the right to embed some lead should TP be stolen.
     
  4. ampmadscientist

    ampmadscientist Well-Known Member

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    Dude, they delivered your paper here by mistake.
    BTW So squeezable, so soft !
     
  5. ricksdisconnected

    ricksdisconnected Well-Known Member

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    just wait til you take it out of the package. :agreed:
     
  6. Kutt

    Kutt Well-Known Member

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    Arrrgghh! I've hired @Trelwheen to repo what is rightfully mine. You're in trouble now!
     
  7. Blokkadeleider

    Blokkadeleider Well-Known Member

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    I just got toiletpaper this week for the normal price at our local supermarket here in my hometown (Hengelo, Netherlands)
    Should your delivery fail, I can send you a pack of 24 rolls for $500 + international shipping... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Gr,

    Gerrit.
     
  8. ricksdisconnected

    ricksdisconnected Well-Known Member

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    he better get ta wiping fast.
     
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  9. Gunner64

    Gunner64 Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    We have no problem finding t.p. here in Iowa. Clorox wipes and hand sanitizer are unobtainable.
     
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    mcblink Well-Known Member

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  11. DaDoc

    DaDoc Well-Known Member

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    So far we've had no trouble finding TP, although it was looking dicey for about a week.

    The stores are limiting purchases now, and some are making people pay with cash, check, or debit card..Apparently a lot of the "tp hoarders" were using credit cards to buy up those huge amounts of paper..Now they're going to be paying extra for the stuff because of credit card charges..Idiots. :lol:

    If I'm going to run up a huge credit card bill it will be for something worthwhile, like a new Marshall head! :naughty:
     
  12. pedecamp

    pedecamp Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you get a tracking number so the seller cant screw you. I have friends that buy paper goods online and everything shows up. :yesway:
     
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  13. Sustainium

    Sustainium Well-Known Member

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    Bidet Master Race checking in.
     
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  14. MarshallDog

    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Same in my pussy ass liberal state, I've often thought of moving and in a few years it will be reality:applause:
     
  15. Drinkingdeath01

    Drinkingdeath01 Well-Known Member

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    I scored a big pack of TP at the local gas station. Scott brand too. I've seen the empty shelves but next to the void was boxes and boxes of Kleenex. I'll take the Kleenex over paper towel or dried fern leaves any day of the week.
     
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    Trelwheen Well-Known Member

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    SCALPER ALERT !!!!!!
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  17. Lance Chambers

    Lance Chambers Well-Known Member

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    Living with three females you learn real quick to keep plenty available.........@ all times! :agreed:
     
  18. Blokkadeleider

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    Gunna need more paper now :D
     
  20. Buzzard

    Buzzard Well-Known Member

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    Toilet paper..hell im just trying to get the family to not use 1 giant roll of paper towels...every damn day wtf!
     

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