Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

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  1. Madfinger

    Madfinger Well-Known Member

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    Start the reactor... Free Mars!
    It runs out just when you need it the most.
     
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    It sucks when your finger pokes through it!
     
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    ...it goes by faster towards the end.
     
  5. Mitchell Pearrow

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    Or when you make it to the portable and end up using your boxers to finish and tossing them because there’s none in the damm thing.
     
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    A real estate agent told me this the other day. Never heard the term before & wondering if its worth incorporating in lyrics?
     
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    When you get to the middle it's completely hollow?


    That's my profound thought for the week.
     
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    Constipated accountant, couldn't budget, worked it out with a pencil
     
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    My life was toilet paper for 7 years! Quite a few years back, I worked in the QC lab in the Procter and Gamble paper mill in Green Bay, WI. Tested a lot of butt wipe.
     
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    ...in the beginning, there's so much still ahead that you really don't think too much about wastefulness.

    But towards the end, there's so precious little.

    :(
     
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    ...no matter how badly you get burned, you just have to wipe it all away and start with a clean slate.

    :fever:
     
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    and toilet paper is like the starship Enterprise......

    .....both are used for wiping out clingons
     
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    I do some of my best playing when it's nearby.
     
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    While circling Uranus...
     
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    Squeezably soft?


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    Tell me you don't invent riffs while on the crapper?
     
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    That is where the elephant sound came from I understand.
     
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    Yeah but do you know about the super cheap John Wayne asswipe?

    ...it's rough and tough, but it don't take shit from no-one, pilgrim...
     
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