King for a Day

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  1. MarshallDog

    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Oh yes, those man buns also know as bitch biscuits lol!!
     
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    In my one day as king..............I'd probably be assassinated.

    I'd fire every politician and eliminate their pensions and benefits.

    I'd replace them with people that will serve the public and not serve themselves.

    People that skirt penalties............no more BS stories like Trump being bankrupt when he divorces Ivana.......will pay the burden.

    I'd place every person in prison on a remote tropical island and have them fend for themselves without any funding.

    I'd place specific inmates on a particular island based on their crimes.

    Judges/lawyers............who needs them?

    Lifetime people on the dole would have their benefits taken away unless they're sick or mentally unstable.

    No more perpetual welfare cases.

    If you're able to work........you work.

    School taxes in property taxes will be rated by how many children you have attending school..............no children..........no school tax.

    Home school families will be taxed by how many children are home schooled.

    Prescription drug costs will be lowered and be rated/costs by usage and paid by those who need them.

    Wars will be fought by the leaders/people who want war...............individual hand to hand combat.

    No more payments to kings/shahs/religious leaders in the world.

    The royal family will have to get a job.

    This is the tip of the iceberg.

    Like I said, I'd be assassinated.
     
  3. MarshallDog

    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Hell yeah Axe4me and no you wouldn't, I would be one of many protecting you!!
     
  4. axe4me

    axe4me Well-Known Member

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    :applause:

    My dad's DNA was this:

    "There are 2 ways you make it in this world............with your brain or your back".

    He was a depression baby...........no free rides.
     
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    I would behead any and all that expected to take their power back the next day.
     
  6. MarshallDog

    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Thats exactly what my Dad said!!!
     
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  7. axe4me

    axe4me Well-Known Member

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    Smart man.:agreed:
     
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    axe4me Well-Known Member

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    Donald Trump 3/20.
     
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    SonVolt Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    I heard your mother made her living on her back. :naughty:

    :cheers:
     
  10. axe4me

    axe4me Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, my dad and brothers are brilliant mathematicians.

    I'm not.

    The post man must've delivered that day.
     
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    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    He would also say "Dont let your mouth right a check you ass cant cash" and "If you mess with the bull, you'll get the horn"!!
     
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    MarshallDog Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Huh????
     
  13. lespaul339

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    I'd legalize weed.
     
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    There are several places you can go, where it won't require you to be a king for a day to accomplish your goal. All you'd have to do would be to take yourself to the nearest weed store, and you can get whatever you want, peasants and kings alike.
     
  15. Vinsanitizer

    Vinsanitizer 1st new member 2020 VIP Member

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    Best post 2020! :yesway: :yesway: :yesway:
     
  16. Australian

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    dont be too cocky.
    Anyone can act like Greta Thunbergs mentor on the internet to try and get likes.
     
  17. Lo-Tek

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    Nope, can’t do it. Bonespurs!

    My parents are boomers- borrow, borrow, borrow. Make the grandkids pay for it. https://www.worldometers.info/us-debt-clock/
    Thanks ma and dad!
     
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  18. axe4me

    axe4me Well-Known Member

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    My parents were depression babies.

    You can buy it if you can afford it.

    Save, save, save..................it can go away when you least expect it.

    My brother is supporting his son (my godson).

    His son is 30 and my brother supports him.

    BTW, my brother supports his children, his step children and his wife.

    He has to work.

    When my brother dies, these barnacles will have to fend for themselves.
     
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    ricksdisconnected Well-Known Member

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    roflmao.
     
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