In Australia, kangaroos kill more people than sharks.

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  1. zachman

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    Sharks don't bite clowns... They taste funny, so a kangaroo dressed as a clown, would be a ringer in that contest.
     
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    kangaroos are positive, cantgaroos are negative.
     
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    Half a ton???

    Wikipedia says the males top out at 200 lbs/ 90kg...then again so did common sense humans, until Americans came along

    ...y'all bogans raising roos on cheetohs twinkies and beer or something???
     
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    Yes and it went all vegan and stuff.
     
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    Not sure about those wiki figures but this thing was way more than 90kg no beer gut but fit as all fuck.
     
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    Can we change your forum name to "Cliff Clavin"?
    I can't be your "Norm" though...too skinny.
     
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    I got to record one of these 500Kg Kangaroos today LOL
     
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    Check out this big fella:

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    Pump you up!


    Does it hang out at the gym with other gay dudes?
     
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    Kangaroos probably kill more people than sharks because they can't swim. Just a guess.....
     
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    Just think of how many people would be killed if sharks could walk on land.
    Kangaroos too, will get killed.
     
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    Don't fuxk with me!

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    Awe man. All he needed was a stick and string.
     
  18. Adieu

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    Or some dodgy Adidas track pants
     
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    I talked with a Veterinarian today who had worked down under and said she had seen some reds of about 300 lbs.
     

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