I'm terrified.......

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  1. Teryn

    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    So... an old lead singer that I worked with (maybe you recall what I've said about her before *ehem*) sent me a gift that says "perishable, open now" on the box.

    Let me remind you of this woman, so you can fully understand my level of distrust... picture Amy Lee only chubbier and has a look of constipation on her face, but also picture a much weaker vocal range... kinda like a whiny pop singer in Tripp pants or a Hot Topic tutu. Good visual? I won't post pics of her, because I'm not into the whole online bullying thing... anyways... she was so jealous of the attention I would get (I interchanged instruments all the time. Guitar, bass, keyboard and drums. Obviously, I'm going to get more attention, right?) that she would sabotage my rig any chance she got, then throw horrible temper tantrums after each show because I was "stealing her light"... I put up with her like a saint. In fact, I think I should be sainted GORAMMIT. After many physical altercations and some extremely brutal verbal abuse (this was between both of us, not just from her) the band went kablooieesiufyhilegrrugh7WGFPEGRB and that was that.

    Years later, she has sent me this as a Christmas gift... :ugh:
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    I tried googling the names and a bunch of dating profiles came up and now I'm scared lol should I open it? Anyone know what this is? Perishable and comes from Oregon. What if it blows up in my face!? And no, I'm not calling her to ask. Fogettaboudittt...
     
  2. Vinsanitizer

    Vinsanitizer Oh Hai! I'm new here! VIP Member

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    Is there a ticking sound coming from inside teh box?
     
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    The Ozzk Well-Known Member

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    Open it and take pictures along the way. Both, for the police just in case and for the forum membra :yesway:
     
  4. Teryn

    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    ... ummm, not that I can hear. I had my pibble take a sniff and she doesn't seem to care what's inside. Which means it's not candy or a cake or anything like that lol so not jerky either :hmm:
     
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    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    But... I don't know if its going to be worth it! Knowing her, this could be a box full of her own sh@t... :run::run::run:

    I should maybe add that I once broke her nose with a left hook and her eyes went black for weeks... she deserved it... but... *gulps*
     
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    It came up pretty quick when I searched.

    It must be a holiday eatable assortment gift of some kind.

    Harry & David are good. Your friend I do not know about.
     
  7. Teryn

    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    All I get is "meet rich singles near you" lol

    So... it's like candy or something, but my dog doesn't want it? Now I'm intrigued. Opening!
     
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    Micky Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    I didn't understand a single descriptor in your image visual.

    Harry & David is a nice department store.

    Open it. If you don't report back, we can send out some sort of red-neck search party.
     
  9. Teryn

    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    I know. It's difficult to grasp.

    I opened it... and now I'm even more concerned... and so confused :scratch:
     
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    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    It's a box of four little pears... one of my favorite fruits... what is happening?
     
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    :yesway::yesway::yesway: :applause::applause::applause: :hbang::hbang::hbang:
     
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    Teryn Well-Known Member

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    I'm not eating these.

    I'm confused.

    Wtf.
     
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    Too late now, but I would not have accepted the delivery and returned to sender.
    Either that or went out and bought a hazmat suit before opening.
     
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    Perhaps she's been diagnosed with Holy FVck I'm A Whiny Pain In The Ass Bitch syndrome and has entered rehab.

    This may be a peace offering. :shrug:
     
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    You worry too much, Teryn. Just eat the pears and send a thank you card. No big deal. $.02.
     
  17. stax

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    Some people change, this could be her making amends.

    I foolishly walked out on my band in the middle of a world tour, while our music was still in heavy rotation. Between the fights, jealousy, egos, the stresses of touring and drugs/alcohol I could not take it anymore. I had been convinced to work on a solo project (since I was the star) and didn't think about the ramifications which included, breaking several contracts, destroying the livelihood of many people (including myself), ****ing over paying fans that were holding tickets to cancelled shows, the public backlash, etc., etc.

    Well, after being sued back into the stone age and losing all of my worldly possessions, I got sober, I got sober and slowly found out I was the problem, I was difficult, I was selfcentered, etc. I slowly began to reach out to the old members and crew and was of course met with hostility and suspicion. In the end, only our singer would have nothing to do with me. VH1 approached us about ten years ago to do a show called something like Reforming The Band that they had on, somehow they had convinced our singer to do a one off show. We started talking again, things were great and then eight days into shooting lawyers for our old label shut down production and it never happened. We still talk on and off, but at least I have fixed some of the damage.

    Open the box, unless your Brad Pitt.

    EDIT: I see that you opened it. Again, this would seem to be an amends.
     
  18. Vinsanitizer

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    Note to self: da Schwartz is strong vit dis vun. Never mess vit da Schwartz.

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    :run::run::run:
     
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    I'd smash 'em on the ground first, fer in case a razors...
     

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