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  1. 2203xman

    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    1. This is all new to me,and the first week was long,not much fun.But as I look for projects to stay busy,I decided to finish a Hawken rifle kit that I started some 40 years ago.Found a nickel pkup cover makes some great inlay.I made a traditional shield,and tried my hand at some inlay work.Could try to fk up a guitar fingerboard next with some custom inlayhttp://www.marshallforum.com/media/inlay-007.10479/full.
     
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    Jon C Well-Known Member

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    I love the 1.
     
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    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    I have fat fingers.Note to self,.... leave phone posts to young people,only post with real keyboard.
     
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    Jon C Well-Known Member

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    I'm just looking forward to the supplemental numbered posts !!!
     
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    Trelwheen Well-Known Member

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    Great job! Making good use of your time off is priceless beyond compare
     
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    EddievanDamon#2 Active Member

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    I got a ton of new Midget Porn I could send over to ya!
     
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    Three words:

    pills
    pills
    pills
     
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    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    The way my arse hole feels,I'm pretty sure the docs made a midget porn vid while I was under.Pills...good for head,bad for sore arse.
     
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    Vinsanitizer Forum Support Spec. VIP Member

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    What didst happen unto thine arse? Pray tell. Use as much detail as necessary.
     
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    Adieu Well-Known Member

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    Don't eat large quantities of cheese while on prescription painkillers.

    JUST. DON'T.
     
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    Cheese or no cheese those pills will plug you up hard as a brick.

    A brick of literal shit. Not fun trying to pass that at all lol
     
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    But a good cheese binge will add 6 hours of cringing on the crapper.... it's like an epoxy that binds all the little bricks into one big superbrick

    And make your arse look and feel something like this:
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    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    I had a robotic prostatectomy.They removed my rooster juice walnut.The procedure isn't too bad,but I don't wish the recovery on the devil himself.Your doodads become 4 to 5 times their normal size,and turn bright purple.Your pee tube is stretched,along with the sperm cord from your nuts.This makes pooping a nightmare.A real pain in the taint.I still think the docs made a midget porn while I was under the knife,and I'm pretty sure a baseball bat was in play.My pain killer bottle is still half full.As much as it would be nice to have some relief,the stool time just isn't worth it.Prunes don't even have any effect right now.I'm trying to learn some tunes that I had trouble with in the past,the distraction is good.
     
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    Liquid diet (apple juice, OJ) + mild protein stuff with some butter or something.... microwaved cod, that sort of thing

    It's a practically sh!tless diet

    Also.... get some Flonase spray or the generic, spray twice into a dollop of lotion, and slather onto the, ahem, affected areas. American medicine SERIOUSLY underestimates the mind-boggling effectiveness of topical steroids.

    And if you do avoid the narcotics, still take Ibuprofen + Aspirin daytime (50-50 or so way mix more effective than either or), and Naproxen/Aleve at night (the 12 hour promise might be a stretch, but it does last a good 2 - 2.5x longer than the rest)... NSAIDs aren't just painkillers, they're primarily anti-inflammatories and crucial to, uhm, shrinking that swollen purple feelinb

    PS you need the lotion component for the steroid spray to work topical, for some reason steroid absorption goes up like 10x when in an oily carrier
     
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    Reminds me of that joke where the monkey swallowed the que ball (ouch)...need I say more!!!
     
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    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    Some good tips my friend.I just made some orange spice tea,and broke out a cancer promoting little Debbie cake,so I must work on the bordem junk food cravings.Thanks!
     
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    All the best to you... I had mine done August of last year. PM me if you want to talk details.

    John
     
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    Adieu Well-Known Member

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    Christ... does this happen often??? And in what age bracket?

    Can anything like regularly exercising your junk (or regularly exercising the rest of your body?) keep this wonderous development at bay?????
     
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    2203xman Well-Known Member

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    Thanks John,hope you're good now.Got the Foley cathode out yesterday,and basically have a bucket under me today.Hope that dries up,depends are getting all my guitar money.Thanks again,this is one problem that can't get us again.That urologist office was a licensed torture chamber.
     
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    where ya think "shit a brick" came from lol
     

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