Crappy Lyrics

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  1. Vinsanitizer

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    "Small Town"

    Well I was born in a small town
    And I live in a small town
    Prob'ly die in a small town
    Oh, those small communities

    All my friends are so small town
    My parents live in the same small town
    My job is so small town
    Provides little opportunity

    Educated in a small town
    Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town
    Used to daydream in that small town
    Another boring romantic that's me

    But I've seen it all in a small town
    Had myself a ball in a small town
    Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town
    Now she's small town just like me

    No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
    I cannot forget the people who love me
    Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
    And people let me be just what I want to be

    Got nothing against a big town
    Still hayseed enough to say
    Look who's in the small town
    But my bed is in a small town
    Oh, and that's good enough for me

    Well I was born in a small town
    And I can breathe in a small town
    Gonna die in this small town
    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me
     
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    :squint: What is this.......
     
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    its a mockery. and an outrage. :mad:
     
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    Yummy yummy yummy
    I got love in my tummy
    And I feel like I'm loving you.

    Top dat MFers!
     
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    Put on your boppin' socks baby
    Roll up your old blue jeans
    Theres a band playin' down at the armory
    Knows what rock and roll really means

    I want to ride in your '55 T-Bird
    Drive through some old memories
    I ain't after your body baby
    I just want you to dance with me

    I want to bop with ya baby all night long
    I want to bop the night away
    I want to make it a night like it used to be
    When are hearts were young and our souls were free

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn
    I want to bop with you baby all the night long

    I got an old photograph in my pocket
    When we were still in our teens
    The Lord knows I feel a lot older now
    But you still look the same to me

    Honey you don't ever laugh like you used to
    And I don't wanna see you blue
    If you ain't busy tonight and you think it's alright
    This is what I want to do

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bop the night away
    I want to make it a night like it used to be
    Oh, when are hearts were young and our souls were free

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn
    I want to bop with you baby all the night long

    Lets twist and shout
    Oh, just like in the good old days
    Baby watch out
    You know I just can't stand it
    When you look at me that way

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn
    I want to bop with you baby all the night

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn
    I want to make it a night like it used to be
    When are hearts were young and our souls were free

    I want to bop with you baby all night long
    I want to bebop with you baby till the break of dawn
    I want to make it a night like it used to be
    When are hearts were young and free
     
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  7. Kev

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    Eric Clapton's Let It Grow

    "Love is lovely"

    Puke
     
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    That line has always stuck out for me too. You'd think someone would have smashed him round the chops the minute he uttered it in the studio.
     
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    Got Mashed Potatoes, Ain't got no T-Bone

    Repeat until sick...
     
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    Fair enough. For one thing he keeps saying: "If I was your boyfriend".

    But we all know that the more correct construction would be: "Were I to be your..."

    Also, the statements within the lyrics seem to me to be factually incorrect.
    Also, and at risk of being asked for hard evidence that I would not be able to provide, I would say that some of the claims within the lyrics are preposterous.
    For example: Beiber suggests that were he to be my boyfriend he would take me to places I have 'never been' before.

    For the moment, never mind that this construction is also syntactically lacking. (I think he means places to which I have never been - but never mind.)

    The point is, he is suggesting that his life experience is so wide and expansive and deep that, if he were to be the boyfriend of any of us, we would be very much impressed with his....

    darn, I can't keep it up....
     
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    Roman cavalry choir singing
     
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    "Up town funk you up, up town funk you up"

    "...when we show up we show up, smoother than a fresh dry skippy..."
     
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    Brilliant song and great lyrics.

    Crappy?

    I think not.
     
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    Fricking safety mode at work is blocking it. What is it?
     
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    So bad the band won't even play the song anymore. Hearing it makes me want to punch random people in the face. Especially if they're happy :

    Shiny happy people laughing

    Meet me in the crowd, people, people
    Throw your love around, love me, love me
    Take it into town, happy, happy
    Put it in the ground where the flowers grow
    Gold and silver shine

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Everyone around, love them, love them
    Put it in your hands, take it, take it
    There's no time to cry, happy, happy
    Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines
    Gold and silver shine

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Whoa, here we go

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    People, happy people
    People

    :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    Rebecca Black: Friday
    Here's some of the lyrics:
    Partying. Partying. Yeah!
    Partying. Partying. Yeah!
    Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

    Another chunk:
    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after (pause) ward.

    This is truly horrible, and an actual attempt at a legitimate song. It makes my head hurt.

    [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0[/ame]

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/danielkibbl...ca-blacks-friday-you-deserve-today#.gdowAE4y0
    (The Metal Version is Priceless!)

    Edit: This explains everything: The Adult Man Who Wrote Rebecca Black's Friday (Is Evil) | Cracked.com
     
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    Feliz Navidad
    Feliz Navidad
    Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad

    *repeat*

    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart

    *repeat*

    Doesn't get much crappier than that!
     
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    Wasn't refering to the whole song, just that one line.

    Always found it to be a bit twee and vomit inducing.

    Your opinion may differ.
     
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    That smell by Lynard Skynard gets my vote. look at the chorus.


    whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
    Oak tree you're in my way
    There's too much coke and too much smoke
    Look what's going on inside you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Angel of darkness is upon you
    Stuck a needle in your arm
    So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
    One more drink fool, will drown you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Now they call you Prince Charming
    Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
    Say you'll be all right come tomorrow
    But tomorrow might not be here for you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Hey, you're a fool you
    Stick them needles in your arm
    I know I been there before

    One little problem that confronts you
    Got a monkey on your back
    Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
    One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you
     
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    That is the worst thing I've ever heard. You should be ashamed. Shiny happy people is brilliant by comparison. :ugh:
     

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