Complete Idiots

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  1. Vinsanitizer

    Vinsanitizer Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    A cheap Coleman? No my good man, that's a JetBoil®. Researches it.

    Cheers! :yesway:
     
  2. Mitchell Pearrow

    Mitchell Pearrow Well-Known Member

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    I should clarify my response, I have only made the coffee on a Coleman stove! My apologies! Cheers
     
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  3. ricksconnected

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    one of so many examples i can give.........

    ok yrs back i was working in the automotive feild right?
    well one morning i got there early as hell and there was a customer waiting for a simple oil change and rotate ok.
    i went to the service drive to get the car and the customer was reminding the service writer that we were advertising
    30 minutes or less for this simple service. ok no biggie right.

    so i grabbed the car and did the service and had the car back up front with several minutes to spare.
    so im in the restroom when i here my name over the loud speaker to come to the service drive.
    so i went up front. i noticed the customer arguing with my writer about something as i walked up.
    we was pissy and now bitching because he had been the 5 minutes longer than we advertised and wanted his service.......
    well, demanded his service for free right.

    my service writer introduces me to the customer. i put my hand out for a shake and he turns his back and walk over to his car.
    i looked at my writer and she just shook her head and we both walked over to the car. she explains to me the problem as the guy is mumbling
    shit under his breath but still loud enough for me to hear. fuckers this, dumb ass that type shit. ok hes pissing me off but i remain cool.

    she explains to me that the customer has insisted to her that ive "relocated his steering wheel" and "what kind of fucking idiots do we hire there".
    again i ignored the insults and proceeded to inquire more on the problem.
    now the guy insists that ive relocated his steering wheel and he cant drive it in these conditions. i explained to the guy that i did nothing to his steering wheel
    and that there had to be some mistake. he pressed on with his complaint and insisted i fix the issue immediately and he would never come back to this
    dealership again. ok so i understood that there was something thats pissed this guy off and i needed to find out why he was feeling that i relocated his steering wheel.

    i explained to the guy that not only do we not have the technology here to do such a thing but if we did it would take days of planning and work
    to make his claims happen. so more under the breath insults from him. so here i am on one knee beside his seat looking to see what the issue must be.
    i asked the customer to please set in the seat so i could see for myself what he was experiencing. so he sets in the seat with several huffs and puffs.
    then it hit me. so i reach down beside his seat and hit the button to move his seat forward. i saw his face go blank. so i lean in nice and calm
    to make eye contact with him to be clear, i said " YOU FUCKING IDIOT BASTARD".
    so i walked away back to my stall. then once again i hear my name being called. up front i go again. this time the manager wanted to see me.
    i explained my case but got written up anyways.

    now is it clear to everybody the stories this post was asking for??? :rolleyes:
     
  4. Jon C

    Jon C Well-Known Member

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    @ricksconnected .. While I get what I signed up for ……
    My repeating frustration is with what I call the "persnickety"customer …… I do Custom Heavy Glass Shower Enclosures …… It's the Well to Do Customers that see themselves as 'just better' than us lowly trades guys …… thank heaven for 'Teired' pricing !!
     
  5. MarshallDog

    MarshallDog Well-Known Member

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    Not sure but Id like to see her bend over in that dress:naughty:
     
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    MarshallDog Well-Known Member

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    That stupid bastard is so dumb he shouldn’t be allowed to drive!!!!
     
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    Allterr Active Member Premium Member

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    It's the best!
     
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    ricksconnected Well-Known Member

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    ive got a ton of stories like this bro.
     
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  9. jtees4

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    I have never seen an idiot. So I guess that makes me the idiot. Actually, everyone seems to be an idiot these days.
     
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    ricksconnected Well-Known Member

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    sheltered life?
     
  11. jtees4

    jtees4 Active Member

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    No, just getting old and changed my view on things. Thanks to Social Media, people who I used to like are now idiots, just a sign of the times. Get off my lawn!!!!
     
  12. MarshallDog

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    You wish...lol!
     
  13. Mitchell Pearrow

    Mitchell Pearrow Well-Known Member

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    That would wear me out:naughty:
     
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    ricksconnected Well-Known Member

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    yep lol. ive always thought she was a 10
     
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