“Give a man a fish. Don’t ask why just do it.” -- If your boss wrote proverbs Name fifty reasons you think I'm too demanding. There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 1 killed 7 injured 1200 soothed. Surround yourself with positive people and positive things will happen. Surround yourself with negative people and say "Hi" to my family. I know 5 people who are clinically insane. I'm two of them... A Febreeze commercial, but with pot-head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents who just walked into the house. This may be difficult to process, but the real reason grandma had plastic on her furniture was because she was a mob assassin. The human brain is so fascinating. It operates 24/7 from the day you're born and only stops when you’re taking a test or talking to someone attractive. [Last Supper] Drunk Jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me?!? Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches. Wife: Ok just throw them out. [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* Look I'm as surprised as you are.