This is like fexting [sexting about food] - I like fried to a crisp, white, butter, non-toasted and with a dab of brown sauce. We're quite different with our bacon sandwiches.
Oh shucks, that is a real combo. I need a bloddy bacon sandwich. Luckily for me, this hangover should be quelled by a classic roast from old mother hubbard ... grilled or fried bacon? ketchup or brown sauce? white or brown? - I'm intrigued.