How to get GIRLS? - Page 7

carnada · 10-07-2009, 05:25 PM

okay, so theres this chick that is really into me actually, but shes wayy too fucking emo. I mean we talk all the time, she even ASKS for me to sit beside her on the bus you know? there was like a 80 year old lady beside us, and she wanted me to sit beside the chick instead of the barely living 80 year old. This chick is just a little hot, and im sure she would like me to ask her out. And I dont reallly want to lol. However, it would be kinda nice to get laid hahah.

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 06:09 PM

You know, I can't figure some of you guys out. There is a chance for some pussy and well...she's sort of emo. When you are young you work the fields that you can "PLOW." That's the fun of it, pretending to be someone that you aren't. Do you like emo? Hell yes I do. Two weeks later you can tell her your music tastes have changed...you know, after you have banged her up against a wall a half-dozen times.

Do you like ballet? Hell yes I do. Two weeks later you can tell her your dancing tastes have changed...you know, after you have made her bark like a dog for half a month.

Are you getting a clue? You guys are bitching about this stuff and you aren't being players. You gotta play if you wanna win.

Frankie · 10-07-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by carnada

ahh man thats awesome lol.

I can just imagine your kids reading this forum in like 15 years and reading your comments "my wife is hawt"

Shoot, beats them reading, "Man, I'm really sorry I married that ugly beast," don't it? I tease my kids all the time about momma being hot, and they're like, "Dad! Stop!"

watchtheskies · 10-07-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MartyStrat54

My second wife was like a bunch of termites. She just hollowed me out with all of her evilness.

Marty you crack me up

,
I know exactly what you mean, still made me laugh though

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 07:03 PM

Oh I can laugh about it now. It just wasn't too funny around 1996 to 1999. Man I am so glad that I am out of there. That's one of the main reasons I moved. I didn't want to bump into her. She might have turned me into a toad or something horrible. She was the ultimate bitchy witch.

carnada · 10-07-2009, 09:04 PM

is there any way you can get to fuck chicks without having them as girlfriends???

watchtheskies · 10-07-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by carnada

is there any way you can get to fuck chicks without having them as girlfriends???

totally, there are plenty of girls that also just want to have fun without any ties, just be straight about it and you might be surprised how easy it is,

just don't pretend that you want a relationship and you'll be fine, where do you think the term "fuck buddies" comes from?

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by watchtheskies

totally, there are plenty of girls that also just want to have fun without any ties, just be straight about it and you might be surprised how easy it is,

just don't pretend that you want a relationship and you'll be fine, where do you think the term "fuck buddies" comes from?

Well it sounds a little gay...fuck buddies. "Hi mom, I just want to let you know I met a real nice guy." "Okay Jim, tell me about him." "Well, we're fuck buddies." "Oh...how nice."

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by carnada

is there any way you can get to fuck chicks without having them as girlfriends???

Yeah...in Vegas they are called prostitutes. Duh!

watchtheskies · 10-07-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MartyStrat54

Well it sounds a little gay...fuck buddies. "Hi mom, I just want to let you know I met a real nice guy." "Okay Jim, tell me about him." "Well, we're fuck buddies." "Oh...how nice."

Marty, enough with the painful stories from your past!,
it's time to move on dude, you can do it

carnada · 10-07-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by watchtheskies

Marty, enough with the painful stories from your past!,
it's time to move on dude, you can do it

lolololololol I will have to look forward the "fuck buddies" thingy. What do I have to do lol?

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by watchtheskies

Marty, enough with the painful stories from your past!,
it's time to move on dude, you can do it

Man you busted me fast on that one. You're good...I mean really good.

MartyStrat54 · 10-07-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by carnada

lolololololol I will have to look forward the "fuck buddies" thingy. What do I have to do lol?

Well you see, it's you and at least one girl. You want to bang and she wants to bang. This is your common interest. Once you actually start banging, you officially become fuck buddies. Note: It does not work with the family dog.

carnada · 10-07-2009, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MartyStrat54

Well you see, it's you and at least one girl. You want to bang and she wants to bang. This is your common interest. Once you actually start banging, you officially become fuck buddies. Note: It does not work with the family dog.

looooooooooooool shit man, you should be a comedian

Frankie · 10-08-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by carnada

is there any way you can get to fuck chicks without having them as girlfriends???

Depends on the person as to how easy it is, but it's doable. Me, I'm cursed like that guy from 200 cigarettes, and all the chicks drop the l-bomb on me for some reason. In my mind and in reality they're not my girlfriend, but to them, yeah, they sure are. I usually specifically tell them, because all chicks wanna know, "So where do you see this going," but they still don't get it. The last answer I gave to that was, "Nowhere. I probably won't even have your number in a month or two," and she still thought I was kidding. It's a weak scenario, I hope you fare better. My life is difficult when my wife leaves me.

My bassist is the opposite, he hooks up all the time with no strings attached, no annoying phone calls or cutesy texts, etc... It's amazing. Strangely enough, there's this one girl he's never even remotely expressed interest in that thinks she's his girlfriend though. She's just a full blown whackaloon though. I guess nobody gets off the hook easily.

MartyStrat54 · 10-08-2009, 02:20 PM

Well...we've already covered whacko's, psycho's and the hopelessly mentally ill girls. They are to be avoided. Messing with, giving even the slightest attention to, or starring at these type of girls/women can result in a homicide. Then the band needs to find your replacement. The psycho doesn't get prison time, because she's a psycho. She goes off to "happy camp" and you're rotting under six feet of dirt. All because your wanger got stiff. Well, it's stiff now...permanently stiff.

Frankie · 10-08-2009, 02:39 PM

To clarify Mary's post... they're all psycho. This is a catch 22. What he means is find ones that don't seem like they'll actually kill you, just the ones that'll make you wanna die or perhaps just die inside.

MartyStrat54 · 10-08-2009, 04:23 PM

Oh boy. Wife #2 caused me to die inside for sure. The good thing about it is I doubt if I will ever run into a woman as evil as that bitch was. It's all downhill from here. Most of the chicks I hang with (as I have said before) are like 38 to 45. They just want to be with someone and they for the most part are through playing games.

Frankie · 10-09-2009, 11:04 AM

You are in cougar territory, sir. That's a good place to be.

MartyStrat54 · 10-09-2009, 01:26 PM

Yeah, I just bring a bowl of milk with me and they just purr!

watchtheskies · 10-09-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MartyStrat54

Yeah, I just bring a bowl of milk with me and they just purr!

sucks when they crap on the carpet though!

superimposedmedia · 10-10-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

You are in cougar territory, sir. That's a good place to be.

Just remember, if she looks like Courtney Cox, it probably is

I've hung with older ladies and they really are great. I'm doing all I can to hold on to my youthfulness though

MartyStrat54 · 10-10-2009, 05:25 PM

Last night was my birthday and I partied down in Kansas City. We all had dinner at a real nice upscale joint. My nephew who is an attorney caught the bill. Mighty nice of him, as I am sure it was around $200. Then we went to the restored downtown area of KC and did a little bar hopping until we found a place with a hot rod blues band and their own brewery. I got to drinking unfiltered wheat philsners and I had three shots of Wild Turkey. I decided it wouldn't be smart if my party tried to drive back to their homes, so we got a couple of big rooms at a downtown hotel. This was $$$, but cheaper than getting a ticket for DUI or hitting a deer. I got back to my place at about 1:30 this afternoon. Oh...I got laid.

How To Get Girls? To me, it seems pretty easy, but then I'm an old dog.

rockinr0ll · 10-10-2009, 05:58 PM

There must be something wrong with me but I just don't care enough about girls. I mean, I would love to get laid, but after that I want them out. I would rather drink some chocolate soy milk and play some music on my Marshall with out getting yelled at. I guess I'm glad the rest of civilization can continue on with evolution, but I just want to be left alone.

MartyStrat54 · 10-10-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by rockinr0ll

There must be something wrong with me but I just don't care enough about girls. I mean, I would love to get laid, but after that I want them out. I would rather drink some chocolate soy milk and play some music on my Marshall with out getting yelled at. I guess I'm glad the rest of civilization can continue on with evolution, but I just want to be left alone.

Ahh RnR, it can't be all that bad. I don't want commitment anymore and the girls I go out with know that. Oh sure, some of them are thinking in the back of their minds that I will change, but no, it hasn't happened.

I got hurt on the job in 1999 and tore two lower ribs out of my sternum. I was on workers' comp for 18 months. I gained weight, got depressed and wanted to be left alone. Boy, I'm glad I got over that. I was going nowhere fast.

If you are feeling low, you might want to address this matter. I have a lot of fun posting with you. I think you do need to get a good lay and get some self-motivation going on.

Please don't burn out and rust.

Jesstaa · 10-11-2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rockinr0ll

There must be something wrong with me but I just don't care enough about girls. I mean, I would love to get laid, but after that I want them out. I would rather drink some chocolate soy milk and play some music on my Marshall with out getting yelled at. I guess I'm glad the rest of civilization can continue on with evolution, but I just want to be left alone.

I have the exact opposite problem to that, I've always been an attention seeker, but worst of all I'm always looking for people to just be there, through my childhood I was usually a bit of a loner, so as soon as I find somebody to be with, I get too attached, it's annoying, so I just ignore it.

But dude, just think, you'll thank yourself later, just go with it.

woodddj · 10-11-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by watchtheskies

totally, there are plenty of girls that also just want to have fun without any ties, just be straight about it and you might be surprised how easy it is,

just don't pretend that you want a relationship and you'll be fine, where do you think the term "fuck buddies" comes from?

in alabama we dont use the term "fuckbuddies". that went out a few years ago. now we use "friends with special previleges" or "special favors". they all have the same meaning but some just sound better. just stay away from the kin folk. inbreeding is not welcome.

rockinr0ll · 10-11-2009, 02:06 PM

My brother just brought home a cougar who says she is "20" and she looks like she is a lot older...

Oh yeah, he's only 17.

MartyStrat54 · 10-11-2009, 04:36 PM

What does your mother think about it???

rockinr0ll · 10-11-2009, 04:46 PM

Honestly not too happy... I mean I am 20, and she seemed older. Really weird!

BEWARE!

10-07-2009, 05:25 PM	#181 (permalink)
carnada Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 662	Re: How to get GIRLS? okay, so theres this chick that is really into me actually, but shes wayy too fucking emo. I mean we talk all the time, she even ASKS for me to sit beside her on the bus you know? there was like a 80 year old lady beside us, and she wanted me to sit beside the chick instead of the barely living 80 year old. This chick is just a little hot, and im sure she would like me to ask her out. And I dont reallly want to lol. However, it would be kinda nice to get laid hahah.

10-07-2009, 06:09 PM	#182 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? You know, I can't figure some of you guys out. There is a chance for some pussy and well...she's sort of emo. When you are young you work the fields that you can "PLOW." That's the fun of it, pretending to be someone that you aren't. Do you like emo? Hell yes I do. Two weeks later you can tell her your music tastes have changed...you know, after you have banged her up against a wall a half-dozen times. Do you like ballet? Hell yes I do. Two weeks later you can tell her your dancing tastes have changed...you know, after you have made her bark like a dog for half a month. Are you getting a clue? You guys are bitching about this stuff and you aren't being players. You gotta play if you wanna win. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-07-2009, 07:03 PM	#185 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? Oh I can laugh about it now. It just wasn't too funny around 1996 to 1999. Man I am so glad that I am out of there. That's one of the main reasons I moved. I didn't want to bump into her. She might have turned me into a toad or something horrible. She was the ultimate bitchy witch. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-07-2009, 09:04 PM	#186 (permalink)
carnada Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 662	Re: How to get GIRLS? is there any way you can get to fuck chicks without having them as girlfriends???

10-08-2009, 02:20 PM	#196 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? Well...we've already covered whacko's, psycho's and the hopelessly mentally ill girls. They are to be avoided. Messing with, giving even the slightest attention to, or starring at these type of girls/women can result in a homicide. Then the band needs to find your replacement. The psycho doesn't get prison time, because she's a psycho. She goes off to "happy camp" and you're rotting under six feet of dirt. All because your wanger got stiff. Well, it's stiff now...permanently stiff. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-08-2009, 02:39 PM	#197 (permalink)
Frankie Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 362	Re: How to get GIRLS? To clarify Mary's post... they're all psycho. This is a catch 22. What he means is find ones that don't seem like they'll actually kill you, just the ones that'll make you wanna die or perhaps just die inside. __________________ w w w . c o w b o y m a f i a . n e t Myspace.com \| YouTube \| Facebook

10-08-2009, 04:23 PM	#198 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? Oh boy. Wife #2 caused me to die inside for sure. The good thing about it is I doubt if I will ever run into a woman as evil as that bitch was. It's all downhill from here. Most of the chicks I hang with (as I have said before) are like 38 to 45. They just want to be with someone and they for the most part are through playing games. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-09-2009, 11:04 AM	#199 (permalink)
Frankie Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 362	Re: How to get GIRLS? You are in cougar territory, sir. That's a good place to be. __________________ w w w . c o w b o y m a f i a . n e t Myspace.com \| YouTube \| Facebook

10-09-2009, 01:26 PM	#200 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? Yeah, I just bring a bowl of milk with me and they just purr! __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-10-2009, 05:25 PM	#203 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? Last night was my birthday and I partied down in Kansas City. We all had dinner at a real nice upscale joint. My nephew who is an attorney caught the bill. Mighty nice of him, as I am sure it was around $200. Then we went to the restored downtown area of KC and did a little bar hopping until we found a place with a hot rod blues band and their own brewery. I got to drinking unfiltered wheat philsners and I had three shots of Wild Turkey. I decided it wouldn't be smart if my party tried to drive back to their homes, so we got a couple of big rooms at a downtown hotel. This was $$$, but cheaper than getting a ticket for DUI or hitting a deer. I got back to my place at about 1:30 this afternoon. Oh...I got laid. How To Get Girls? To me, it seems pretty easy, but then I'm an old dog. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-10-2009, 05:58 PM	#204 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: How to get GIRLS? There must be something wrong with me but I just don't care enough about girls. I mean, I would love to get laid, but after that I want them out. I would rather drink some chocolate soy milk and play some music on my Marshall with out getting yelled at. I guess I'm glad the rest of civilization can continue on with evolution, but I just want to be left alone.

10-11-2009, 02:06 PM	#208 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: How to get GIRLS? My brother just brought home a cougar who says she is "20" and she looks like she is a lot older... Oh yeah, he's only 17.

10-11-2009, 04:36 PM	#209 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: How to get GIRLS? What does your mother think about it??? __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

10-11-2009, 04:46 PM	#210 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: How to get GIRLS? Honestly not too happy... I mean I am 20, and she seemed older. Really weird! BEWARE!

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