Jesstaa

I'm not American >.>

And dude, that's actually good advice xD


Kinda reminds me of movies, but still good advice, lets see if I'm stoned enough to talk to her within the next 3 weeks.

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JonasAberg

Oh yeah, sorry, my bad. Should have paid closer attention I guess

My philosophy when it comes to girls is that if you're going to learn one thing, learn the art of bullshitting. That's where you start conversations and that's where you can start getting to know someone.

carnada

the other problem that I figured I had is that, I actually havent spent any money on girls! and thats what they wanna see!! if you go out and see a girl, buy her a coffee or some stupid ass shit like that. But I havent been able to because I was saving money for my mid rig lol! and im still saving money for my future american fender strat! and after that...I will finally start investing on girls.......

dennis_is_here_also

I'd also like to know.

carnada

there is endless advice in the last pages my friend! go check it out!

^AXE^

Tell em your name is AXE.

Works like a charm

JonasAberg

You know what I wish I had known back when I was younger?
Never spend a lot of money on chicks.

Really, there is absolutely no need to do that. If you start dropping major coin taking her to fancy dinners and buying her s**t, odds are she’ll only want what you can buy her, not you.
That kind of stuff is unnecessary if she likes YOU and not your money. If a chick will only date you if you treat her to expensive stuff she isn’t worth your time.

Apula Mawanga

I like this philosophy. I know it might sound strange, but it works. My fat and short best friend is a chick magnet (especially compared to me), and all he does is bullshit to women.

OMG i can't believe I just gave advice on how to pick up women, I feel like such a hypocrite

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Frankie

You don't have to actually bullshit them, you just have to know when to shut the fuck up. Common knowledge is that a woman knows if she wants to sleep with you the second she sees you, so all you can do by speaking is talk your way out of it. Woman aren't really interested about you, they're more interested in telling you about themselves a lot of the time, so instead of talking, just ask questions, relate to them if you can, and ask additional questions. Women really don't give a shit about stuff guys like to talk about, so even if you get tricked and they ask, keep it brief. Girls do no care about the DC inductance of your pickups, what power valves you use, the engine in your car (unless that car is a BMW or Mercedes), how much you can bench press, or any of that other shit that guys talk to each other about.

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carnada

I was trying to explain to this girl about my midi rig.....it didnt work at alll

JonasAberg

I can imagine. It was probably like if she would have started talking to you about knitting or something.

carnada

I have learnt something else. If you have to opportunity to get a girl....do it.

I remember knowing this chick in grade 10 and grade 11, and now grade 12. And like we always used to walk home, and like she even told me that she liked me and shit, and for some reason I was like "ehhh mmm not right now". She had awesome tits and ass, I dont know why I said no she was always like "omg, your hair is so hot lol" I was way thinner like in grade 10, I have been getting kinda fat over the last year, TOO MUCH MARSHALL FORUM!!

carnada

So FINALLY im talking back with the girls I met back in grade 10. Notice im in grade 12 now.

MartyStrat54

What I want to know is whether any of you young guys has gotten laid yet? My eyes are getting tired reading all of this, "She gave me a boner, what should I do now?" Com'on, give it the old school try and get to banging some of these chicks. I guarantee that the posts will shoot through the roof. Old guys love to hear about young guys getting some. At least I do. Let's go.

One of my girlfriends is driving up to spend four days with me over Thanksgiving. She's 42, blond and still looks damn good. Guess what I'm gonna do?

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2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine
1989 Fender Strat Plus USA
2008 Fender Tele USA
2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's

TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers.
TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends."
DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker.

Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

carnada

dude you are 55 lol, but you look much younger!

Anyways, dont forget the screenshots!

and im still a little virgin

carnada

AHH WTF?? the girl I was hittin on has a boyfriend? the worse thing that all the cool chicks at school have like really wimp boyfriends. Seriously, they need to get someone with long hair bad ass like me, and that plays the guitar, awwwwwwwww yeah.

Buggs.Crosby

You guys have nothing to cry about
my 3rd car that i trashed i will always cry about....not to many hugger orange with white pin stripes Judges left anymore...yes white stripes....a 69 was the closest i could find in Orange....man that was a chick getter....just like this one only white with black
Google Image Result for http://image.carcraft.com/f/9142885+w750+st0/116_0511_44z+1969_pontiac_gto_judge+right_front_vi ew.jpg

here is the tv ad vid....i even have this on my hard drive to make me remember....go over board and go down in flames

carnada

lol I know how it feels man, I own so much valuable stuff for me that im afraid someday I will loose it all

thrawn86

Look, I'm not one to post in any of this type of forum usually, but I gotta say something here. Other than that cup of coffee, the movie, or dinner:

Don't spend any dough on the girls.

Unless you want a psycho crazed hosebeast after you, thinking you're hers eternally and pwning you and stalking you and threatening you.

'Nuff said.

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JonasAberg

I almost read "long, bad ass hair"

carnada

both work just fine

STORY:

Today I was going down the hall, and the one girl that I started talking with in grade 10, came to me smiling like a 5 year old girl with a candy. And she comes to me looking me straight in the eye, everything else in my horizons seemed in slow motion as she approached me, and then she comes to me and literally, gives me a hug. I think its the first time ever I get a hug from a chick in high school. Actually no, the same girl gave me a hug like a year ago lol. Anyways, SO without knowing what to do, I hug her back, but not very tight, it felt kinda weird lol(it felt squiggly, like in waynes world 2) and then I think she was kinda dissapointed to the fact that I didnt give a very good hug. So then I was with my friend too, and heres the funniest part.............................................. .........Without knowing what I was thinking about, I ask her "Where do you live?" AND I DIDNT EVEN WANNA SAY THIS!!!! but for some reason I asked it!! xDDDDDDD and she looked at me kinda like "WTF? you creepy motherfugger?" and then I tried to fix the situation with all this stories, but it didnt quiet work loooooool. Whatever, im gonna talk to her sometime in the NEAR future.




Any advice about how to give a hug?

JonasAberg

I dunno...having a hairy ass can't be all good...especially if it's bad hair that's long.

MartyStrat54

Read ^^^prior post to understand this "hairy ass" comment. I mean at first it scared me that the topic had changed to young guys with hairy asses. Please, let's not go there. Even I have to draw the line somewhere

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2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine
1989 Fender Strat Plus USA
2008 Fender Tele USA
2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's

TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers.
TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends."
DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker.

Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

rockinr0ll

lolwut?

carnada

So I went to the barbershop........and I got a haircut Its still long, but not as long, because a few hours ago it was basically like a metre long, now its like 10 inches long

rockinr0ll

carnada

that is the one girl that hugged me on tuesday

carnada

Maybe later lol

rockinr0ll

lol I'm curious what 10 inches is..

carnada

fine fine, Im gonna take some pictures after