***NOOBS not BOOBS*** - Page 4

80's Rocker · 09-15-2009, 10:55 PM

Not responsible for any brain rot or other afflictions caused by coming to this thread every 15 minutes.[/QUOTE]

And just when I was going to blame you!

solarburnDSL50 · 09-16-2009, 12:19 AM

Has anyone seen my girl? She's got blonde hair and nice boobs...

Anyone?

Lucifuge · 09-16-2009, 07:56 AM

She just left, mumbling something about having to rush home...

MartyStrat54 · 09-16-2009, 02:29 PM

Does anyone have any pictures of what a NooB looks like? I'm just dying to see one or two.

rockinr0ll · 09-16-2009, 02:50 PM

It may be easier to find then you think.

MajorNut1967 · 09-16-2009, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartyStrat54

Does anyone have any pictures of what a NooB looks like? I'm just dying to see one or two.

LIKE THIS

MartyStrat54 · 09-16-2009, 03:06 PM

A real stupid NooB...doesn't know what a guitar is.

A real bozo. "Look...I'm stoopid."

"Sure I'll go out with your sister."

Change of Pace. Fat Cat City.

"Yep, that's what we said about a page back."

Stick your finger into my mouth...you NooB!"

"I think I pissed my pants, but I don't know, cuz I'm a NooB."

I'm your room mate for the weekend...and I'm a NooB!"

Grandma's Gone Wild. Screw you NooBs.

rockinr0ll · 09-16-2009, 03:22 PM

rockinr0ll · 09-16-2009, 03:24 PM

oops

MartyStrat54 · 09-16-2009, 03:27 PM

:appl ause:

MartyStrat54 · 09-16-2009, 03:29 PM

I need to know if you think this thread should be kept alive? I think I have pretty much lost all of my credibility. What say you? I was just trying to bring a little fun and humor to the forum. So far, it's been pretty funny.

rockinr0ll · 09-16-2009, 03:30 PM

lol

woodddj · 09-16-2009, 04:53 PM

marty, i thank you for starting this thread. keep it going .

80's Rocker · 09-16-2009, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodddj

marty, i thank you for starting this thread. keep it going .

+1

carnada · 09-16-2009, 06:18 PM

thank god theres not an actual moderator in the forum lol

superimposedmedia · 09-17-2009, 08:28 AM

I'm sure there are moderators, they're just thankful for threads like this

MartyStrat54 · 09-17-2009, 02:40 PM

I will say the EPIC pics added by rockinroll were great. Especially the rack on the girl in the middle pic. The one's that can turn a normal girl into a lesbian. Yeah, those are my dream melons. Man I'd like to go three rounds with those.

Yeah you other guys, don't be bashful. Add your pic's.

luekemeyer · 09-17-2009, 02:55 PM

Ahhh.. Those were some nice pics. One of the few things better than a Marshall amp.

MartyStrat54 · 09-17-2009, 03:27 PM

And now I present the following.

Sign in the geeks dorm room.

Some real pussy...cat.

Cluster Hump!

Beer Drinking Roo.

Smart ass little NooB.

Ruined for life #1. A real dumbass NooB.

Ruined for life #2. Extra dumb, dumbass. NooB Deluxe.

Double take on some sweet hotties.

WIDE Friggin' LOAD.

I'd like to drink a few beers with her.

Just waiting for someone to tell her, "Take your top off."

Big grapefruit or small bowling balls.

Look what I can do. I can crack a walnut.

Small Asian girl with big ones. BOOB's not NooB's!!!

Wow! I'm sorta forgetting what this thread is all about. It started with NooB's, but now it's all BOOB's.

***Not responsible for girlfriend's, live-in's or wive's that might come over your shoulder at the wrong time. Click to this thread at your own risk!***

woodddj · 09-17-2009, 04:31 PM

***Not responsible for girlfriend's, live-in's or wive's that might come over your shoulder at the wrong time. Click to this thread at your own risk!***[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]

its a funny thing. while i was reading your post my wife just walked in to ask me a question. she said "what are you looking at" ? i told her i was on the MARSHALL AMP FORUM, she said "yeah, right" then walked out of the room.

mlordin · 09-17-2009, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodddj

its a funny thing. while i was reading your post my wife just walked in to ask me a question. she said "what are you looking at" ? i told her i was on the MARSHALL AMP FORUM, she said "yeah, right" then walked out of the room.

You now have to be +18 to participate at this forum and turn your monitor away from the door and be ready to alt+tab to some legit site like Marshall.com when the mama enters the room

Some of these posts are hilarious stuff

MartyStrat54 · 09-17-2009, 04:47 PM

Oh my! I hope that it doesn't turn into something serious. It's like the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Wife-"What in the hell are you looking at?" Man-"Why this is just a copy of Sports Illustrated, the Big Melons edition."

Be warned, this is the backstage and any of you that has any real band experience will know that all sorts of shit can happen backstage. Sometimes you only need like three minutes and it's over.

If your other half isn't into you looking at these conservative pictures (yeah, they'd be a lot different if there wasn't a censorship clause), I suggest that you go to some other thread where there isn't any big, plump boobies.

woodddj · 09-17-2009, 06:02 PM

no, wont turn into any thing. she knows i look just like i know she looks. we all human, we all are courious, and we all gona look. BRING ME MORE BOOBS!!!! this is one bad ass thread.

Jesstaa · 09-17-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlordin

You now have to be +18 to participate at this forum:

Aww.

*puts a fake moustache on*

=)

Marty, it seems as though you've been prepared for this for a long time.

MartyStrat54 · 09-17-2009, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesstaa

Aww.

*puts a fake moustache on*

=)

Marty, it seems as though you've been prepared for this for a long time.

Don't worry Jesstaa, you fall under the grandfather clause. You can see all of the R-rated material that you like. I've seen more than this at a Disney movie.

MajorNut1967 · 09-17-2009, 11:04 PM

Ok I noticed you guys prefer the skinny no extra inches type. well I like the chunky monkey ones, like my wife.

Boy if she catches this you guys wont see me again!

luekemeyer · 09-18-2009, 12:01 AM

Say hello to your "wife" for me.

superimposedmedia · 09-18-2009, 01:06 AM

I'd say I'm more of a B-Cup connoisseurs

solarburnDSL50 · 09-18-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorNut1967

Ok I noticed you guys prefer the skinny no extra inches type. well I like the chunky monkey ones, like my wife.

Boy if she catches this you guys wont see me again!

I salute you and your wife MajorNut!

80's Rocker · 09-18-2009, 04:04 PM

09-15-2009, 10:55 PM	#91 (permalink)
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09-16-2009, 07:56 AM	#93 (permalink)
Lucifuge Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The land of wooden shoes, tulips, and windmills Posts: 65	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* She just left, mumbling something about having to rush home...

09-16-2009, 02:29 PM	#94 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* Does anyone have any pictures of what a NooB looks like? I'm just dying to see one or two. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-16-2009, 02:50 PM	#95 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* It may be easier to find then you think.

09-16-2009, 03:06 PM	#97 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* A real stupid NooB...doesn't know what a guitar is. A real bozo. "Look...I'm stoopid." "Sure I'll go out with your sister." Change of Pace. Fat Cat City. "Yep, that's what we said about a page back." Stick your finger into my mouth...you NooB!" "I think I pissed my pants, but I don't know, cuz I'm a NooB." I'm your room mate for the weekend...and I'm a NooB!" Grandma's Gone Wild. Screw you NooBs. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-16-2009, 03:22 PM	#98 (permalink)
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09-16-2009, 03:24 PM	#99 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* oops

09-16-2009, 03:27 PM	#100 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* :appl ause: __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-16-2009, 03:29 PM	#101 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* I need to know if you think this thread should be kept alive? I think I have pretty much lost all of my credibility. What say you? I was just trying to bring a little fun and humor to the forum. So far, it's been pretty funny. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-16-2009, 03:30 PM	#102 (permalink)
rockinr0ll Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,340	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* lol

09-16-2009, 04:53 PM	#103 (permalink)
woodddj Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: alabama Posts: 259	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* marty, i thank you for starting this thread. keep it going . __________________ AVT50X and AVT20X MG15MSII

09-16-2009, 06:18 PM	#105 (permalink)
carnada Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 662	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* thank god theres not an actual moderator in the forum lol

09-17-2009, 08:28 AM	#106 (permalink)
superimposedmedia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 119	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* I'm sure there are moderators, they're just thankful for threads like this __________________ Listen to Bee Sting - myspace.com/superimposedmedia

09-17-2009, 02:40 PM	#107 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* I will say the EPIC pics added by rockinroll were great. Especially the rack on the girl in the middle pic. The one's that can turn a normal girl into a lesbian. Yeah, those are my dream melons. Man I'd like to go three rounds with those. Yeah you other guys, don't be bashful. Add your pic's. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-17-2009, 02:55 PM	#108 (permalink)
luekemeyer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Calif Posts: 439	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* Ahhh.. Those were some nice pics. One of the few things better than a Marshall amp. __________________ --------------------------------------------------- http://www.youtube.com/Earnhardt12345 JCM 2000 DSL 100 & MC412 Cab Crate Blue Voodoo BV-120H and 4x12 Cab ADA 1/2 Cab POD X3 Live VOX ToneLab Tube Screamer Flanger Phase 90 Chorus Crybaby Wah Epi Les Paul Plus Top - Dimarzio Super Distortions Dean Dime Shadow ML - Dimebucker bridge Ibanez RG - Van Halen II paint job - Dimebucker Kramer Aerostar Fender Squire Strat(From Corona Plant employee sale)

09-17-2009, 03:27 PM	#109 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* And now I present the following. Sign in the geeks dorm room. Some real pussy...cat. Cluster Hump! Beer Drinking Roo. Smart ass little NooB. Ruined for life #1. A real dumbass NooB. Ruined for life #2. Extra dumb, dumbass. NooB Deluxe. Double take on some sweet hotties. WIDE Friggin' LOAD. I'd like to drink a few beers with her. Just waiting for someone to tell her, "Take your top off." Big grapefruit or small bowling balls. Look what I can do. I can crack a walnut. Small Asian girl with big ones. BOOB's not NooB's!!! Wow! I'm sorta forgetting what this thread is all about. It started with NooB's, but now it's all BOOB's. *Not responsible for girlfriend's, live-in's or wive's that might come over your shoulder at the wrong time. Click to this thread at your own risk!* __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-17-2009, 04:31 PM	#110 (permalink)
woodddj Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: alabama Posts: 259	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* *Not responsible for girlfriend's, live-in's or wive's that might come over your shoulder at the wrong time. Click to this thread at your own risk!*[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] its a funny thing. while i was reading your post my wife just walked in to ask me a question. she said "what are you looking at" ? i told her i was on the MARSHALL AMP FORUM, she said "yeah, right" then walked out of the room. __________________ AVT50X and AVT20X MG15MSII

09-17-2009, 04:47 PM	#112 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Formerly Phoenix, now north of KC Posts: 2,583	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* Oh my! I hope that it doesn't turn into something serious. It's like the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Wife-"What in the hell are you looking at?" Man-"Why this is just a copy of Sports Illustrated, the Big Melons edition." Be warned, this is the backstage and any of you that has any real band experience will know that all sorts of shit can happen backstage. Sometimes you only need like three minutes and it's over. If your other half isn't into you looking at these conservative pictures (yeah, they'd be a lot different if there wasn't a censorship clause), I suggest that you go to some other thread where there isn't any big, plump boobies. __________________ MARTY 2009 Gibson Explorer-Hell Raising Machine 1989 Fender Strat Plus USA 2008 Fender Tele USA 2004 Schecter Elite w/DiMarzio's TSL100 with custom 4x12 cab. TSL122 with Man 'O War Speakers. TSL602 #1 with JBL D123 Speakers and 602 #2 with Altec 417 Speakers. "Oh so sweet my friends." DSL401 #1 with Red Fang Speaker and 401 #2 with JBL D123 Speaker. Tubes: Let's just say they are NOS that kick ass.

09-17-2009, 06:02 PM	#113 (permalink)
woodddj Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: alabama Posts: 259	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* no, wont turn into any thing. she knows i look just like i know she looks. we all human, we all are courious, and we all gona look. BRING ME MORE BOOBS!!!! this is one bad ass thread. __________________ AVT50X and AVT20X MG15MSII

09-17-2009, 11:04 PM	#116 (permalink)
MajorNut1967 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South Pacific Posts: 710	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* Ok I noticed you guys prefer the skinny no extra inches type. well I like the chunky monkey ones, like my wife. Boy if she catches this you guys wont see me again! __________________ MJN1967 aka BA (Bad Attitude) 1968 model 1987 50watt. A Baby Major (Half-Power) I built from the ground up. JTM 45 Clone combo Ground up build. JCM 800 Clone Ground up build. Custom Built Warmoth Strat 75' Fender Tele-Deluxe '70 style strat custom build w/Custom Shop 69's PU's

09-18-2009, 12:01 AM	#117 (permalink)
luekemeyer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Calif Posts: 439	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* Say hello to your "wife" for me. __________________ --------------------------------------------------- http://www.youtube.com/Earnhardt12345 JCM 2000 DSL 100 & MC412 Cab Crate Blue Voodoo BV-120H and 4x12 Cab ADA 1/2 Cab POD X3 Live VOX ToneLab Tube Screamer Flanger Phase 90 Chorus Crybaby Wah Epi Les Paul Plus Top - Dimarzio Super Distortions Dean Dime Shadow ML - Dimebucker bridge Ibanez RG - Van Halen II paint job - Dimebucker Kramer Aerostar Fender Squire Strat(From Corona Plant employee sale)

09-18-2009, 01:06 AM	#118 (permalink)
superimposedmedia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 119	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* I'd say I'm more of a B-Cup connoisseurs __________________ Listen to Bee Sting - myspace.com/superimposedmedia

09-18-2009, 04:04 PM	#120 (permalink)
80's Rocker Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: stuck in the 80's! Posts: 251	Re: *NOOBS not BOOBS* __________________ 80's Rocker Epiphone Les Paul Stantard Marshall JCM 800 2204 1960 Cab Ibanez TS9 Tube Screamer Charvel Model 1 Rock On!

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