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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Where Y'at?
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
So I was working at the restaurant, and these 2 real tall chicks come in, both incredibly effin hugely fucking hot. One of them had black hair, the other one Blondie hair......classic. And I have a story for both of them.
So first of all, the restaurant I work at is famous for having sexual activities in it? Its not really famous for that, but everyone that works there, knows whats its all about. The chick manager is pretty slutty, so are all the waitress. For Halloween the manager dressed up as a slut, and the pirate bartender pulled her up and we all got to see her panties! awesome....NO there wasn't any charges for sexual harassment, the manager actually enjoyed it ![]() . All the waiter dudes have hot chicks. And specially this one dude has like the hottest chick in the city. I mean, great boobs, hot face, hot ass, perfect shape, just fucking awesome, and we always mess around with the dude cuz of that lol. And then one day, one of the cooks retired, and for his last shift, the general manager hired a stripper and she came in the kitchen and did a strip dance right there yeahhhh, its a pretty awesome restaurant. Then the bartender has basically all the girls at his disposition, I mean, I see him like every single day hugging and kissing and touching a different girl.Black Haired: I actually met this girl a few months ago when I first started working there. She is friends with the manager girl and a bunch of other people that work with me. So I was going home at like 12 at night from work, and I get to see this girl, and then she starts talking to me because I was with a maiden shirt and shit, and it was pretty awesome. I tought her a little bit of Spanish, and she was really drunk. She even wanted to come to my place!!! and she was asking if I lived close from work, and im like "yeah, I live 2 blocks away which are like 50 feet each" and then my manager starts going like "mhmmhmhm, mhmhmhmhmhmhm you shouldnt be talking about this" BUT she keeps asking questions, for example if I lived with my parents or anything, and then im like "YEAH! im 17!!!" and then shes like "ohhh im 24, you should be older" and she actually got sad!! and then she went inside the pub, but before doing that, she gave me a big hugggg, but she was sooo fucking tall, that seriously, my face was like right on her tits. And all my friends from the restaurant were like "LOOOOOOOOL, Luciano is a lucky bastard" But yeah shes fucking hot. Blond haired: This chick is effin hot, hotter than the last one...I was washing my dishes lol, and then I see this enormous creature of awesome. And I see her and im like "WOOOOWWW" this bitch is fucking HAWWWT!!!!! and seriously I was like amazed, and then I was going downstairs, and she comes downstairs too!!! she was going to the washrooom, and I was going to the preparation room, to put some fries in the fridge. And I got to see her, but seriously this chick was so hoot that I cant stop thinking about her. Next time I should take a camera to work, and take pictures of all the girls I see. |
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Screenshots or it didn't happen
![]() BTW, of course the bartender dude is going to get all the chicks, he's the BARTENDER! lol
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
seriously man !! who would fuck that ....
thats just wrong on so many levels !!!! i'm talking about the fat chic pic at the top !
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Man, I can't believe how many hits this thread had when I was manning it. I know that you would like for me to continue it, but it takes a lot of time finding suitable pictures and transferring them to Photo Bucket. The other side is that this was getting so popular that I might have lost some of my credibility on other threads. You know, "What does he know? He's the boob guy."
So for the moment, I am torn. This thread is a lot of fun, but like I said it's a lot of work. I'll give it some thought and if I decide to get it going again, I will advise ADWEX.
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
first off i dont see what noobs have to do with with music unless your just picking up an instrument in which there is no shame in admitting that so don't hate on someone until you find out what there are talking about
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I don't know if I even understood what you said as your grammar is a little off, but anyhow thanks for your opinion. 4,780 viewers for the thread and one against it.
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
My girl has plenty for all of us!
Don't be shy...
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Well she made Hot Tubes vomit!
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Hot Tubes better quit judging a book by its cover!
The Pound cake is good today. ![]() Nom nom nom...
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
Thata Boy SI! Much better sizes there hehe.
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
why is it that most people i talk to on these forums never has anything nice to say
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Re: ***NOOBS not BOOBS***
This thread has been dormant for some time. However, in regard to your statement, let's see what other members have to say? Am I right, or am I wrong?
I wasn't trying to be mean to you, I was simply stating the facts. This thread is on the "Backstage" and therefore it can contain this sort of material. It's one of those, "No one is going to force you to read/look at it threads."
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