New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness

cudamax2343 · 07-25-2012, 11:33 AM

Heres the Story. A few dates out and shes doesnt put out but shes alot of fun . Out of the blue she wants me to take her to the Sybris for a 6pm to 11am Sat night stay for a full night of Marathon Sex at 550 a night rm. Its a honeymoon pallace mirrored waterbed jetted tub 24ft swimming pool all in 1 room. Whats an old horny Greek to do? What would you do?

Feeling Supersonic · 07-25-2012, 11:44 AM

haha I love this thread so much!

HOT TUBES 70 · 07-25-2012, 12:56 PM

It's only money ...... you can always make more !!
Plus , this will tell you if she's worth keeping around ...

matt3310 · 07-25-2012, 01:03 PM

Sounds like I'd be about $550 more broke!

Holme · 07-25-2012, 01:31 PM

Bone it!
Just make sure she doesn't expect to book into a $550 room EVERY time though!

GIBSON67 · 07-25-2012, 01:40 PM

Hmmm....can you say "Motel 6" or "Redroof Inn!"

blackone · 07-25-2012, 01:48 PM

$550? For a new girlfriend? No thanks, I'll take 3 average hookers over one good looking gold digger any day of the week!

hbach · 07-25-2012, 01:49 PM

Just don't sell any gear you'll regret later for it. There are always TVs, computers and other unsentimental crap that can go on craigslist

EDIT. Oh and don't forget to stretch, nothing like a cramp to ruin a good night out HAHA

Holme · 07-25-2012, 01:50 PM

You could always save the money towards a YJM & have a wank instead?!

Wiseblood · 07-25-2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holme

You could always save the money towards a YJM & have a wank instead?!

The logical one speaks, good thinkin man!

Holme · 07-25-2012, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiseblood

The logical one speaks, good thinkin man!

Cheers bud!

NewReligion · 07-25-2012, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cudamax2343

Heres the Story. A few dates out and shes doesnt put out but shes alot of fun . Out of the blue she wants me to take her to the Sybris for a 6pm to 11am Sat night stay for a full night of Marathon Sex at 550 a night rm. Its a honeymoon pallace mirrored waterbed jetted tub 24ft swimming pool all in 1 room. Whats an old horny Greek to do? What would you do?

I would spend your money too.

trenchcoat · 07-25-2012, 02:00 PM

She must think you have it... Sounds like she's a gold digger, that means she'll take it in the ass ya know. It's your call...

FennRx · 07-25-2012, 02:07 PM

sybaris? ****ing gross. i bet those rooms are covered in jizz, juice and crabs from top to bottom.

Enjoy touching 3478 guys' semen.

SmokeyDopey · 07-25-2012, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by FennRx

sybaris? ****ing gross. i bet those rooms are covered in jizz, juice and crabs from top to bottom.

Enjoy touching 3478 guys' semen.

Ever been to a fast food restaurante?

Marshall mike · 07-25-2012, 03:39 PM

I agree with Holme, crack one off the wrist and then get back to your guitar!

Feeling Supersonic · 07-25-2012, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holme

Bone it!

The funniest thing about boning a bitch - is that there is no 'bone' involved.

Feeling Supersonic · 07-25-2012, 03:47 PM

Guys guys guys...

This guy is Greek though..

Something you missed..

cudamax2343 · 07-25-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by trenchcoat

She must think you have it... Sounds like she's a gold digger, that means she'll take it in the ass ya know. It's your call...

Damn noth-in like back door lovin from a gold Drigger and u can bet ur ass this old Greek will be plow-in every inch home

Feeling Supersonic · 07-25-2012, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cudamax2343

Damn noth-in like back door lovin from a gold Drigger and u can bet ur ass this old Greek will be plow-in every inch home

That's the spirit me old mucker!

Someone once said on here, 'I'd smash her backdoors in'

I say, go forth and smash!

Holme · 07-25-2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feeling Supersonic

The funniest thing about boning a bitch - is that there is no 'bone' involved.

Funnier still it can still be broken!

cudamax2343 · 07-25-2012, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GIBSON67

Hmmm....can you say "Motel 6" or "Redroof Inn!"

Yea but this like Vegas
Sybaris - Romantic Weekend Getaways in Chicago (IL), Milwaukee (WI), and Indianapolis (IN)
and she]ll be naked from 6pm to 11am the next day

cudamax2343 · 07-25-2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOT TUBES 70

It's only money ...... you can always make more !!
Plus , this will tell you if she's worth keeping around ...

I agree and Im going for it

Holme · 07-25-2012, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cudamax2343

Yea but this like Vegas
Sybaris - Romantic Weekend Getaways in Chicago (IL), Milwaukee (WI), and Indianapolis (IN)
and she]ll be naked from 6pm to 11am the next day

Country Whirlpool,Saturday afternoon $69 bing bong!

Marshallmaniac · 07-25-2012, 06:41 PM

I've had these types before.. (note the word "before"..) But I've been wrong before too. Go with your gut, not your um.. Unless thats all your after

Just don't end up like this

***crossroadsnyc*** · 07-25-2012, 06:58 PM

If you're going to do it, make sure you do the following:

1) Pay for the room up front (before you even arrive ... meaning, if you have to go there the day before, do it), and do not take any credit cards / banking cards / etc. If you need to pay for anything additional (food / booze / etc), figure out what the costs will be ahead of time, and pay for everything in cash ... do not take more cash than you will need.

2) Watch your food, and watch your drinks ... do not leave them unattended for even one split moment. You need to hit the bathroom? Take your drink in there with you (make a joke about how good it tastes if you need to).

3) Tell someone what you are doing, and give the person her name and number.

trenchcoat · 07-25-2012, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossroadsnyc

If you're going to do it, make sure you do the following:

1) Pay for the room up front (before you even arrive ... meaning, if you have to go there the day before, do it), and do not take any credit cards / banking cards / etc. If you need to pay for anything additional (food / booze / etc), figure out what the costs will be ahead of time, and pay for everything in cash ... do not take more cash than you will need.

2) Watch your food, and watch your drinks ... do not leave them unattended for even one split moment. You need to hit the bathroom? Take your drink in there with you (make a joke about how good it tastes if you need to).

3) Tell someone what you are doing, and give the person her name and number.

This is coming from an experience Bitch butt ****er.. He obviously knows his way around the gold digger horn.

4) Should have been... Been there Done that!

TwinACStacks · 07-25-2012, 07:08 PM

Don't leave any DNA samples. That will leave you an Alibi should "corrective measures" need to be taken....

TWIN

***crossroadsnyc*** · 07-25-2012, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trenchcoat

This is coming from an experience Bitch butt ****er.. He obviously knows his way around the gold digger horn.

4) Should have been... Been there Done that!

Most scams are run on guys who have been around the block a few times ... it's generally those who think they've 'been there done that', that let their guard down. It's easy to forget the really obvious stuff (that i mentioned) when you want to get your pickle wet

***Adwex*** · 07-25-2012, 07:22 PM

Betcha she's a psycho. Take crossroad's advice.

07-25-2012, 11:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
cudamax2343 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Outside of Chicago Posts: 764	New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Heres the Story. A few dates out and shes doesnt put out but shes alot of fun . Out of the blue she wants me to take her to the Sybris for a 6pm to 11am Sat night stay for a full night of Marathon Sex at 550 a night rm. Its a honeymoon pallace mirrored waterbed jetted tub 24ft swimming pool all in 1 room. Whats an old horny Greek to do? What would you do? __________________ Always Running Dirty on 10

07-25-2012, 11:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Feeling Supersonic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: The best country in the world Posts: 7,820	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness haha I love this thread so much! __________________ Why are there trees I never walk under - but large and melodious thoughts descend upon me? H i t c h - s l a p W o r l d - a s - W i l l

07-25-2012, 12:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
HOT TUBES 70 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Saskatoon , Canada Posts: 8,870	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness It's only money ...... you can always make more !! Plus , this will tell you if she's worth keeping around ... matt3310 and Karloff like this. __________________ Custom pedals Pedal modifications

07-25-2012, 01:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
matt3310 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Memphis, Tn Posts: 1,552	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Sounds like I'd be about $550 more broke! bulldozer1984, Darth Federer, bvoris and 1 others like this. __________________ If Jim or Leo built it, I probably have it!

07-25-2012, 01:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
Holme Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,526	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Bone it! Just make sure she doesn't expect to book into a $550 room EVERY time though! Feeling Supersonic and bvoris like this.

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07-25-2012, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
GIBSON67 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lakeland, TN Posts: 3,399	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Hmmm....can you say "Motel 6" or "Redroof Inn!" Wiseblood and bvoris like this.

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blackone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,408	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness $550? For a new girlfriend? No thanks, I'll take 3 average hookers over one good looking gold digger any day of the week! SmokestackElRopo, HOT TUBES 70, longfxukxnhair and 12 others like this. __________________ Excuze the speling, im on an fone

07-25-2012, 01:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
hbach Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,309	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Just don't sell any gear you'll regret later for it. There are always TVs, computers and other unsentimental crap that can go on craigslist EDIT. Oh and don't forget to stretch, nothing like a cramp to ruin a good night out HAHA dualampman and matt3310 like this.

07-25-2012, 01:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Holme Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,526	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness You could always save the money towards a YJM & have a wank instead?! SmokestackElRopo, poeman33, GIBSON67 and 19 others like this.

07-25-2012, 02:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
trenchcoat Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 281	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness She must think you have it... Sounds like she's a gold digger, that means she'll take it in the ass ya know. It's your call... HOT TUBES 70 and Wycked Lester like this.

07-25-2012, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
FennRx Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 551	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness sybaris? ****ing gross. i bet those rooms are covered in jizz, juice and crabs from top to bottom. Enjoy touching 3478 guys' semen. HOT TUBES 70, bulldozer1984 and delstele like this.

07-25-2012, 03:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
Marshall mike Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Ayrshire, Scotland Posts: 78	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness I agree with Holme, crack one off the wrist and then get back to your guitar! Holme likes this.

07-25-2012, 03:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
Feeling Supersonic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: The best country in the world Posts: 7,820	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Guys guys guys... This guy is Greek though.. Something you missed.. __________________ Why are there trees I never walk under - but large and melodious thoughts descend upon me? H i t c h - s l a p W o r l d - a s - W i l l

07-25-2012, 06:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
Marshallmaniac Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Northern Territory, Australia Posts: 1,175	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness I've had these types before.. (note the word "before"..) But I've been wrong before too. Go with your gut, not your um.. Unless thats all your after Just don't end up like this

07-25-2012, 06:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
*crossroadsnyc* Moderator Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 8,580	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness If you're going to do it, make sure you do the following: 1) Pay for the room up front (before you even arrive ... meaning, if you have to go there the day before, do it), and do not take any credit cards / banking cards / etc. If you need to pay for anything additional (food / booze / etc), figure out what the costs will be ahead of time, and pay for everything in cash ... do not take more cash than you will need. 2) Watch your food, and watch your drinks ... do not leave them unattended for even one split moment. You need to hit the bathroom? Take your drink in there with you (make a joke about how good it tastes if you need to). 3) Tell someone what you are doing, and give the person her name and number. Adwex, HOT TUBES 70, bulldozer1984 and 7 others like this.

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*Adwex* Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I'm not sure. Posts: 8,508	Re: New Girlfreind 550.00 for a night of Naked Naughtness Betcha she's a psycho. Take crossroad's advice. HOT TUBES 70, Marshall Mann, Marshallmaniac and 1 others like this. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/MarshallLesPaul

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