Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted

Australian · 12-01-2011, 08:12 AM

.....just that.

Its not too much to ask that you take your violated backdoor treasure trove back home to roost.

nuke · 12-01-2011, 11:42 AM

Uhhhg, when I read Elton and backdoor in the same post I'm done.

Australian · 12-01-2011, 08:52 PM

Awwwww dont be like that.

colchar · 12-01-2011, 08:55 PM

What did Elton do or say?

Australian · 12-01-2011, 08:57 PM

Hes over here at the moment acting like Queen Tut. Trying to covince the senate to leave the back gate wide open.

tonefreak · 12-01-2011, 09:19 PM

dontcha just love when musicians and actors get alll famous and then think they gotta try to be international peace keepers?

LOL

FlyingVMan · 12-01-2011, 09:32 PM

I love the Alice Cooper quote where he said; "Nobody in their right mind would take political advice from a ****ing musician."

Papus · 12-02-2011, 06:05 AM

Who cares who or what Elton puts up his ass

Micky · 12-02-2011, 06:25 AM

Elton who?

Australian · 12-02-2011, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micky

Elton who?

It can only be two people. Ben Elton or Elton John. Take a guess.

Madaxeman · 12-02-2011, 06:54 AM

No Elton Stay over there.
We don't wan't the c*nt back, you can keep him.

Redders · 12-02-2011, 02:50 PM

The guy is a douche, although he has written some top songs. Rocket Man being one of my favourite songs.

MartyStrat54 · 12-02-2011, 04:33 PM

Elton Wannamaker???

LPMarshall hack · 12-02-2011, 04:37 PM

I bet he's gargled alot of semen in his day.

SmokeyDopey · 12-02-2011, 04:41 PM

MartyStrat54 · 12-02-2011, 07:44 PM

It helps keep his throat pliable. The notes just slide out.

Australian · 12-02-2011, 07:47 PM

He's been prone to get nodules over the years...... and I thought it was from singing stress.

wreckingball · 12-02-2011, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyingVMan

I love the Alice Cooper quote where he said; "Nobody in their right mind would take political advice from a ****ing musician."

Speaking of Alice and Elton...

shredless · 12-04-2011, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redders

The guy is a douche, although he has written some top songs. Rocket Man being one of my favourite songs.

rocket man is his way of saying I love dick

Papus · 12-04-2011, 06:26 PM

Elton makes more money sitting doing nothing but taking a shit than all the members of this forum during their lifetimes combined.
Who's the cum-guzzling jizz-junkie now?

nuke · 12-04-2011, 06:34 PM

Man how I miss this guy, he was such a great comedian. Check out his Elton John rant at 1:36

Sam Kinison on The Arsenio Hall Show (10/19/1990) - YouTube

And who can forget this one

You Tube

Better yet

You Tube

12-01-2011, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Australian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Saneville Posts: 9,159	Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted .....just that. Its not too much to ask that you take your violated backdoor treasure trove back home to roost. __________________ .................... 1971-JMP 1959 1977- JMP 1959 1982-JCM800 2203 1989-JCM800 2205 Silver Jub 2550 30th Ann1992-6100 2007-JVM410 Super JTM/100JH 2008-1959RR .................... Soldano Hotrod 100+ Boogie Mark V Marshall cabs AHW+BHW/G12H30's; AX+BX/G12M's; White A/GT75's+B/V30's; JCM800 A+B/preRolas; Hendrix A+B/G12C's; Classic/G12M's; Classic/G12h30's; JCM800 B/G12-65's; 1936/V30's; 1936/G1265's; 425B [Blackie:] "Is this the new Marshall Forum sans the bullshit?"

12-01-2011, 11:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
nuke Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the Dark Side of the Moon Posts: 3,999	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Uhhhg, when I read Elton and backdoor in the same post I'm done. __________________ My Gear

12-01-2011, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Australian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Saneville Posts: 9,159	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Awwwww dont be like that. __________________ .................... 1971-JMP 1959 1977- JMP 1959 1982-JCM800 2203 1989-JCM800 2205 Silver Jub 2550 30th Ann1992-6100 2007-JVM410 Super JTM/100JH 2008-1959RR .................... Soldano Hotrod 100+ Boogie Mark V Marshall cabs AHW+BHW/G12H30's; AX+BX/G12M's; White A/GT75's+B/V30's; JCM800 A+B/preRolas; Hendrix A+B/G12C's; Classic/G12M's; Classic/G12h30's; JCM800 B/G12-65's; 1936/V30's; 1936/G1265's; 425B [Blackie:] "Is this the new Marshall Forum sans the bullshit?"

12-01-2011, 08:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
colchar Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Great White North Posts: 777	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted What did Elton do or say? __________________ ---------- "All of Chuck's children are out there playing his licks" ----------

12-01-2011, 08:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Australian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Saneville Posts: 9,159	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Hes over here at the moment acting like Queen Tut. Trying to covince the senate to leave the back gate wide open. __________________ .................... 1971-JMP 1959 1977- JMP 1959 1982-JCM800 2203 1989-JCM800 2205 Silver Jub 2550 30th Ann1992-6100 2007-JVM410 Super JTM/100JH 2008-1959RR .................... Soldano Hotrod 100+ Boogie Mark V Marshall cabs AHW+BHW/G12H30's; AX+BX/G12M's; White A/GT75's+B/V30's; JCM800 A+B/preRolas; Hendrix A+B/G12C's; Classic/G12M's; Classic/G12h30's; JCM800 B/G12-65's; 1936/V30's; 1936/G1265's; 425B [Blackie:] "Is this the new Marshall Forum sans the bullshit?"

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12-01-2011, 09:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
tonefreak Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Larsen WI. Posts: 12,078	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted dontcha just love when musicians and actors get alll famous and then think they gotta try to be international peace keepers? LOL bulldozer1984 likes this. __________________ Why waltz when you can Rock n Roll?

12-01-2011, 09:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
FlyingVMan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 309	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted I love the Alice Cooper quote where he said; "Nobody in their right mind would take political advice from a ****ing musician." poeman33, MartyStrat54, tonefreak and 5 others like this.

12-02-2011, 06:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
Papus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,727	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Who cares who or what Elton puts up his ass __________________ Dime that puppy!!!

12-02-2011, 06:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Micky Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Vermont Posts: 6,483	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Elton who? __________________ I can understand stupidity, but there is no excuse for ignorance... Marshall MHZ15, DSL40c, M4, 4X12 full stack, Gibson LP, VOX, Eminence, Celestion, Ovation, Fender & more...

12-02-2011, 06:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
Madaxeman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Southampton, England Posts: 547	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted No Elton Stay over there. We don't wan't the c*nt back, you can keep him.

12-02-2011, 02:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
Redders Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cheshire, UK Posts: 374	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted The guy is a douche, although he has written some top songs. Rocket Man being one of my favourite songs. __________________

12-02-2011, 04:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Now in Muskogee, by Tulsa Posts: 18,277	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Elton Wannamaker??? __________________ MARTY MARTIMUS MAXIMUS ONLINE TUBES AND OTHER STUFFHyperlink Wilder modded JCM 2204 (Sold my JMP to Joe.). Many other amps. Strats and Explorer are my main guitars.

12-02-2011, 04:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
LPMarshall hack Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,272	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted I bet he's gargled alot of semen in his day. bulldozer1984 and jvm210guy like this. __________________ 2500 1960BC Peavey Vypyr 15 1989 LP Custom Piece of crap Epi LP-100

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12-02-2011, 07:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
MartyStrat54 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Now in Muskogee, by Tulsa Posts: 18,277	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted It helps keep his throat pliable. The notes just slide out. __________________ MARTY MARTIMUS MAXIMUS ONLINE TUBES AND OTHER STUFFHyperlink Wilder modded JCM 2204 (Sold my JMP to Joe.). Many other amps. Strats and Explorer are my main guitars.

12-02-2011, 07:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
Australian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Saneville Posts: 9,159	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted He's been prone to get nodules over the years...... and I thought it was from singing stress. __________________ .................... 1971-JMP 1959 1977- JMP 1959 1982-JCM800 2203 1989-JCM800 2205 Silver Jub 2550 30th Ann1992-6100 2007-JVM410 Super JTM/100JH 2008-1959RR .................... Soldano Hotrod 100+ Boogie Mark V Marshall cabs AHW+BHW/G12H30's; AX+BX/G12M's; White A/GT75's+B/V30's; JCM800 A+B/preRolas; Hendrix A+B/G12C's; Classic/G12M's; Classic/G12h30's; JCM800 B/G12-65's; 1936/V30's; 1936/G1265's; 425B [Blackie:] "Is this the new Marshall Forum sans the bullshit?"

12-04-2011, 06:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Papus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,727	Re: Elton go home and dont stick your nose in where its not wanted Elton makes more money sitting doing nothing but taking a shit than all the members of this forum during their lifetimes combined. Who's the cum-guzzling jizz-junkie now? __________________ Dime that puppy!!!

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