Quote:
Originally Posted by Papus
"Dear neighbour,
I'm sorry you object to the volume of my guitar.
If you prefer to hear the climactic screaming of your 18 year old daughter as I **** her in the ass, so be it.
My intention was to spare you the embarrassment of hearing your wife & daughter **** each other with strapons whilst I operate the video camera.
If you honestly prefer to hear these groans of pleasure instead of my guitar, well that's your choice.
I enclose the sum of forty-five cents in small denomination coinage so you can phone somebody who gives a ****."
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Sounds like something I would have written. LOL