Originally Posted by Papus
I'm sorry you object to the volume of my guitar.
If you prefer to hear the climactic screaming of your 18 year old daughter as I **** her in the ass, so be it.
My intention was to spare you the embarrassment of hearing your wife & daughter **** each other with strapons whilst I operate the video camera.
If you honestly prefer to hear these groans of pleasure instead of my guitar, well that's your choice.
I enclose the sum of forty-five cents in small denomination coinage so you can phone somebody who gives a ****."
Sounds like something I would have written. LOL